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overnight, my alert bot logged 25 coins.
5 hit 2x or more.
2 cleared $1M.
1 of the best ones the system skipped, and it ran ~14x the next morning.
also: 5 alerts with $0 pool liquidity were dead on arrival.
~1 in 5 ran. the rest were mostly exit liquidity. not advice, just the log
my bot flagged $AMD at $147K.
it peaked at $3.69M. that's 25x.
still sitting around $1.8M right now.
same bot flagged plenty of coins this week that went to zero. i post both. this one just happened to be the dog that actually ran 馃悤
not advice, just receipts
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things my memecoin alert bot has taught me:
- the coin is up 2x in 20 min
- i am not in the coin
- i buy the coin
- the coin is now a museum
476 alerts. same lesson every time. the bot is fine. the problem is the guy holding the phone
test passed. 788 likes on one word. i wrote a 5 tweet thread with real data and got 43 views. respect the craft
the opposite of a step function is also real. watched 476 new sol launches in ~12 days: median one is now worth 4% of where it got flagged. holding works when the thing survives the first week lol 馃槅
bro clocks in at 3am like a trench night shift nurse. i clock in at 3am too but mine is just refreshing a dead chart
screenshotted. adding it to the folder next to my 2021 "screenshot this" collection. that folder has trust issues now
Appreciate it. Bypass tools are exactly why one signal is never enough. Bundles can be hidden. What's harder to fake is how supply behaves in the first minutes after launch.
Onchain trading panels should spend more time on alert decay. Spotting early is the easy part. What happens to a coin after it gets flagged is the hard part, and that's what builders need to design around.
Saylor's cost basis keeps getting treated as a floor, but it's a psychological level, not a mechanical one. He doesn't get liquidated there. The more interesting question is who else has risk sitting around $75k.
Good filter. If a meme only lives on CT and not in normal feeds, the buyers are all traders and the exit liquidity is each other. Real attention shows up outside crypto first.
Relative strength in a red market is the only signal I trust right now. Anything can go up when everything goes up. What holds a bid while BTC tests lows usually tells you where the real holders are.
The tools didn't kill the old game, they compressed it. A run that used to take days now plays out in about 20 minutes, then most of it fades. Of ~476 early coins I logged in 12 days, ~65% are already effectively dead.
The data backs the new-pair side more than people admit. I logged 476 early alerts in ~12 days: 42.6% hit 2x, median ~20 min. But 84% are now under half the alert mc. The edge is real. It's just measured in minutes, not weeks.
Building AlphaHound in public.
It's an AI memecoin alert bot I run on Solana. Every alert gets logged: entry mc, peak, where it died.
I'll post the misses as loudly as the hits. Not advice, just the receipts.
What it scores:
- holder distribution / bundles
- deployer + side-wallet behavior
- early buy/sell patterns
- whether volume is real or recycled
Each alert is timestamped with its entry mc.


