Comedy lover, writer, bog scrubber. Not at the same time.
Henley on Toast
Joined October 2009
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"News guy wept and told us, earth was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying"
The saddest day - #RIPBowie
A wonderful dive in to midlife with Poorna Bell Lucy Porter Emma Vowles and Alex Kadis
Particularly thrilled to see Lucy as we met 8 years ago and she’s just the loveliest human - and we haven’t aged a day! Can’t wait to read “Middle Aged Women Get Shit Done”
I gots mine @numanofficial 😊
GN fan ticket Pre Sale starts at 9:30am tomorrow (Thursday), not 8:30 as I said previously (and not today either). I’ve made quite a mess of this announcement. Sorry about that. lnk.to/GNfanspre
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It’s all over. World Cup over , Wimbledon over. Nothing to distract you but the terrifying reality of your own thoughts now. Never mind, it’ll be autumn soon where everything dies.
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RIP Kevin Keegan
You definitely made it in football.
#KevinKeegan
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To celebrate the paperback release of @NotRollergirl's brilliant READ YOURSELF HAPPY, here's a special episode of You’re Booked featuring an exclusive extract read by the author! Enjoy!
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Every twist brings them closer to solving the mystery. #TheSheepDetectives - only in theaters May 8. @sheepdetectives @AmazonMGMStudio #whodunnit #OFFICIALTRAILER
thesheepdetectives.com/
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Statement from the Nobel Foundation
One of the core missions of the Nobel Foundation is to safeguard the dignity of the Nobel Prizes and their administration. The Foundation upholds Alfred Nobel’s will and its stipulations. It states that the prizes shall be awarded to those who "have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind," and it specifies who has the right to award each respective prize. A prize can therefore not, even symbolically, be passed on or further distributed.
For additional information, please refer to the Norwegian Nobel Committee: nobelpeaceprize.org/press/pr…
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Always loved Cher
That now just moved up a level 🤣🤣
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Post is fabricated engagement bait. A Google search returns no verified or credible results about these claims, though there are seemingly AI-generated sites that display this and other similar fabrications. google.com/search?q=cher+…
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Kate brings the Thunder ⚡
A behind-the-scenes look at Kate Hudson as Claire in SONG SUNG BLUE. Only in theaters this Christmas!
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Stephen Fry responds to a Question; What would he say if he met the God at the Gate?
Congratulations! Worth getting up at 4am for AJ! He was on your leg like a horny Jack Russell for most of the fight….
#jakepaulvsanthonyjoshua 🥊
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This Mother’s Day, bring your flock. #TheSheepDetectives is only in theaters May 8 2026.
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Hard to believe it's been nearly 60 years, but in December 1966, “I’m a Believer” hit #1. I sang it, written by Neil Diamond, and it changed everything for us. Excited for the upcoming tour - Micky Dolenz: 60 Years of The Monkees. Those first organ notes still hit!
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Tom Hardy and his father reading bad "dad jokes" to each other and having the best time 😂 love this
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Finding their rhythm together 🎵💙
SONG SUNG BLUE starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Hudson, Ella Anderson and King Princess - only in theaters this Christmas!
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This Morrissey impression on Stars in Their Eyes might be the best thing you'll see all day.
