The perfect quarantine schedule, 4:00 - Wallow in self pity 4:30 - Stare into the abyss 5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one) 5:30 - Jazzercise 6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again) 7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

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Keisha Mattinson · Jan 10, 2020 · 10:29 PM UTC

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Keisha Mattinson@keeeee_sha10 Jan 2020

It’s OFFICIAL!!! Family is doing #BassLake2020!!! There’s nowhere else that my family makes better memories together!!!

Image from Keisha Mattinson (@keeeee_sha)

tara · Dec 31, 2019 · 6:14 PM UTC

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tara@tduff2831 Dec 2019

can everyone stay on their vacations? I really enjoy my 12 minute morning commute

Caroline · Dec 31, 2019 · 3:57 PM UTC

Caroline@Cthorn731 Dec 2019

Sharing this because I want to see it next year and every year to come.

. · Dec 24, 2019 · 5:42 PM UTC

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.@SuiNeltwork24 Dec 2019

Dogs can ride the rides now. Fuck it, this is a dog park now.

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liv · Dec 21, 2019 · 9:25 AM UTC

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liv@liv_cowherd21 Dec 2019

all men know how to do is shoot basketball lie eat chicken wing twitch in sleep open jar and play video game

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Caroline · Nov 22, 2019 · 4:35 AM UTC

Caroline@Cthorn722 Nov 2019

I thought it was a joke at first

Higgs Boson@oscarvillawolf22 Nov 2019

Tesla truck is so ugly what the fuck

Addatude · Nov 8, 2019 · 2:52 PM UTC

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Addatude@addatude_8 Nov 2019

It’s not Christmas until Justin Bieber says “Shawty with you”

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Caroline · Nov 8, 2019 · 6:56 AM UTC

Caroline@Cthorn78 Nov 2019

Every time that I wash my bedding I wish we had two dryers again.