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As promised, that bayou game I started building using @threejs inspired by the GTA 6 bayou scene is open source: github.com/Vheissu/emerald-b… has a living world and continues to grow. Alligators, missions, people fishing, other boats, day/night and more.
Today was my last day at @Railway
I was responsible for keeping everyone's environment variables safe.
Unfortunately, there was a minor incident involving customer secrets (including encrypted ones) falling into the hands of an attacker.
DJ Khaled told us the key to success was having a MAJOR KEY.
Years later, developers are still committing their API keys to public GitHub repositories.
The man literally told us what to protect.
Remember when FTX paid celebrities millions to convince everyone crypto was the future, then its founder went to prison for fraud?
Anyway, here's Lionel Messi promoting ChatGPT.
I'm sure this celebrity endorsement cycle will end differently.
Watched the Kimi K3.1 teaser and I have no idea what the model does but I now know all the words to the Chinese national anthem and have an overwhelming desire to reunify Taiwan.
Imagine breaking into someone's house and the German Shepherd starts updating its firmware.
Warhound, the brain child of Ben Lamm and Palmer Luckey, emerges from stealth to genetically engineer dogs for military and law enforcement.
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Imagine explaining to Alan Turing that 80 years after his work helped lay the foundations of modern computing, we'd be impregnating fictional Korean pop stars to save on API costs.
Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish?
Expert: No, software is constantly evolving.
Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years?
Expert: No, different projects.
Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another?
Expert: That's not how software development works.
Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic.
Expert: Right.
Philomena: Is PHP like that?
Lex Fridman interviews a PHP security researcher
Lex: My guest today discovered a critical vulnerability in PHP. What is a vulnerability.
Researcher: A weakness that allows an attacker to compromise a system.
Lex: But aren't we all vulnerable.
Researcher: Yes, but
Lex: Is love a vulnerability.
Researcher: We're talking about remote code execution.
Lex: Could an attacker remotely execute love.
Researcher: No.
Lex: Stalin executed millions.
Researcher: What does that have to do with
Lex: Do you think Stalin was happy.
Researcher: I have absolutely no idea.
Lex: Fascinating. We're 3 hours in. Let's talk about consciousness.
After 10 hours this is what Claude Code gives me running some file comparisons... literally the thing it was doing for an entire day. Wtf?
CAPCOM HAS FALLEN.
🚨Cyber Alert ‼️
🇯🇵Japan - 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠
Capcom confirmed a cyberattack targeting its CAPCOM ID account system, affecting 11,774,247 accounts worldwide.
The breach, detected on October 19, exposed email addresses and account metadata, including registration dates, login activity and IP addresses. Additional personal information was leaked from 43 accounts, while attackers also changed the passwords of 196 accounts without authorisation.
Threat actor: Not specified
Sector: Arts / Entertainment
Data exposure (claimed): 11,774,247 accounts
Data type: Email addresses, account metadata, IP addresses, dates of birth, gender, location and nicknames
Observed: Oct 22, 2026
Status: Confirmed
ESIX©: 6.25
Full details and impact assessment on HackRisk.io
Today was my last day at PHP.
Unfortunately, the decision was made remotely by someone who wasn't even authenticated.
Geoffrey Hinton should have walked away. Nothing he has said has come true. Most of what he says won't come true. I think he's just lonely and bored to be honest. I feel bad for him. The industry he helped create has eclipsed him and he's lost touch.



























