sde @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/bR9MyeLX0x ・ CLIs, platform eng, arch ・i love formula 1 occasional shitposter

Joined June 2025
i built a simple web app for f1 fans to play around with. and in the near future, new features and games like grill the grid (but for non-drivers) will also be available. (app.paddock.page/?v=1 now in beta testing)
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such a beautiful day to maximize shareholder value
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found another old laptop. it just needs a little love (linux installation) so I can use it to run more coding agents remotely
setting up this old ASUS laptop from campus to run as a server. can’t let 1TB of disk capacity and 8GB RAM go to waste
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chrönically önline eng retweeted
AI agents are getting pretty good at writing code. That doesn't mean they need the keys to the entire network. We've joined Agent Baseline, with @docker, @keycardai, @snyksec, @socketsecurity , @Tessl_io and @tracebit_com on the Secure Software Factory buff.ly/xRQLAHR
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rewrite your gf in Rust to reduce her reaction time to danger by at least 70%
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I wonder how much shareholder value needs to be lost in security breaches before we start caring about implementation details again
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ever since i was a child i knew i was meant for greater things (building agentic workflows instead of sucking my thumb)
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dear SREs and cybersecurity guys
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SREs are so scared of sleep right now
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Replying to @binji_x
my finance bro doesn’t even know what PHP is. he just knows their system was taken offline and he could go home early to play arc raiders
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competitors are burning hundreds if not thousands of dollars per month in claude subs. with $20 you’re ngmi
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debut
saw a demo of t3.codes and I'm questioning why I keep using my agents from the terminal. cool stuff
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token limits removed for the rest of the week
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chrönically önline eng retweeted
Replying to @khushiirl
we are so close to giving claude access to our DNA
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Replying to @kaka_ruto
if you want job security right now, become a cybersecurity specialist
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Replying to @basedjensen
humans can flash step now?
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saw a demo of t3.codes and I'm questioning why I keep using my agents from the terminal. cool stuff
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this joke will either get me promoted to a senior level / promoted to a customer
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