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Cami💫SF | LA

@CultofCami

stream of unfiltered consciousness. autistic, pan + poly. Michelin star and crime thriller book enthusiast. ✮⋆˙

 SF/LA/Vegas
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Joined February 2023
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Fav Napa wineries + tours?! In need of reccs!
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Tech bro son or honeypot spy daughter
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Where do I send in my résumé?
Shea Levy (@shlevy) profile pictureShea Levy
@shlevyNov 8
Boards should start hiring their own hookers to seduce their execs. If it fails, great, you’ve got a good one. If it succeeds, nothing leaks and now you know what you’re dealing with and have leverage to boot.
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met a guy for a quick lil drink and tapas before I headed to my dinner plans with friends and the very next day he booked us a 3 day wine trip w private flights meanwhile y’all arguing about sending a car for a woman
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Responding to emails at 2am bc I continue to fall asleep at 7pm 😪
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Fun fact: An evening with me runs you 0.004938% of this and I have the added benefit of not being a spy 🙂‍↕️
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 9
JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang could face a potential $81,000,000,000.00 divorce settlement following his affair — the largest in history.
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The comments are really insane. Women just want to know you care about her safety getting to and from you. If you want her to wear heels or something sexy, get her a car. Take care of your women.
Blaine Anderson (@datingbyblaine) profile pictureBlaine Anderson
@datingbyblaineNov 9
~ Day in my life as a matchmaker ~ Me: question we ask all NYC clients during onboarding, are you comfortable sending a car for a date? Guy: yeah, I guess? I hate how that’s become a norm. I'm already paying for dinner. Me: well, it just depends on the type of women you want to date. The most attractive women are accustomed to guys offering, but if you don't want to date the most attr... Guy: Ryan Gosling wouldn’t have to send a car for dates. Me: maybe, but you’re not Ryan Gosling.
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In a very passionate love affair with SF at the moment 😌
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Oh man I’m only just now seeing the AI photoshoots some fellow working gals are posting 🥴
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When he sends you to get a Russian mani and pedi so you can stick your toes in his mouth later >>>>
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A date to Olive Garden for endless breadsticks but strictly in an ironic way
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Looks like Chicago is happening in December 😌 🌬️ 🌃
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My site is back thanks to an absolute angel 🥳
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I celebrate my birthday for a minimum of 30 days after my actual birthday so yes I expect “happy birthdays” and surprises 😌
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If a provider announces a trip to your city, reach out early. Waiting until the last minute may mean the trip gets canceled before you ever book. We can’t fund flights and hotels on a hope, a prayer, and “let me know when you’re here” messages.
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It’s been fall for like 2 weeks and I already need to go somewhere tropical
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The giddiness the collective of us feel today is SO palpable
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My social media is so rawr and meow today I love it
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We are so back divas
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Cami💫SF | LA (@CultofCami) profile pictureCami💫SF | LA
@CultofCamiNov 4
just got railed to celebrate woke being back in a 2k/night hotel room 🙂‍↕️
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just got railed to celebrate woke being back in a 2k/night hotel room 🙂‍↕️
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