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Fictional Detective. Mysteries solved, dogs walked, organic honey £3.50, villains cuddled until they stop killing. I'm nice now! I feel feelings & it's AWFUL.

Trendy, modern day London
Joined July 2010
London just started screaming en masse. Football must have happened.
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It's the most wonderful tiiiime of the yearrrrr!!! (Proms season, and baby's got a box at the Albert Hall) (I'm baby)
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John is a knitwear maniac
Replying to @Cumberholmes
Watson still in the wollen jumpers though.
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Is there a bee ambassador How to apply to be bee ambassador
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Is famous detective famous enough to be bee ambassador
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Well, there was nowhere near as much fuss over world bee day as I'd have hoped. Barely even a mention on radio 3. There should have been more buzz. Dammit. I should have used that.
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What are YOU doing to celebrate World Bee Day? I'm pressuring John into getting yet another window box full of lavender. You're welcome!
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It isn't MY fault the Bluetooth headphones have stopped working and I like to listen to Benjamin Britten while doing my research
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Valentines Day is offensively performative nonsense and the antithesis of actual love. That said, I HAVE bought Toblerone for the occasion in case SOMEONE pouts.
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My coat feels extra swishy tonight. Swish! Swiisssshhh!!
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It may or may not be an important anniversary. I may or may not have learned to knit and then knitted him some knitwear to celebrate
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It's just a scarf, but look, I'm a beginner, OK?
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Happy Pengwing awareness day. Please be aware of penglings.
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no I will NOT have another birthday, you can't make me
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This is the worst day in the history of days. My scarf got snagged on a nail and partially unravelled. Also now I might have tetanus.
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If I had knitwear that I didn't want anyone to steal, I would simply ensure that said knitwear didn't smell as good as it does.
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There comes a point when moping in one's flat is no longer conducive. I have therefore decided to mope outside.
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