Jay-Jitsu

Shoutout to all my Christians who've remained completely silent about the Palestinians while they get ready to celebrate the birth of their favourite Palestinian man.

Friends: You should save some money for the future. Future:

I'm at a point in my life when I walk into a store they don't know if I'm going to rob or ask for money or I'm just going to buy.

I'm at a point in my life when I walk into a store they don't know if I'm going to binge or ask for money or I'm just going to buy.

If World War III does not occur within the next three months, it is highly unlikely to ever happen.

If zombies existed, someone (most likely in Florida) would try to rape one.

Love is like Bluetooth, it only connects when you are close, and it search for other devices when you are far.

You don’t forget ! You get use to it !

The world singing Christmas songs thinking that everything is gonna be normal at 2021. Me:

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is a martial art which allows its practitioners to overcome larger opponents, assuming the larger opponent is not as skilled. It is in fact so effective that a myth has been perpetuated of size not even mattering. Also Bjj guys :

Me: now, it’s time to look for a woman over 30’s Women on their 30’s :

Me : now time to look for a woman over 30s. All women on their 30s :

Cuando tu suegra se siente adelante.

Thanks to COVID Underground Music became Underground again !

I am talking about buying some stuff !!

En el día Whatsapp que ponga ‘está escribiendo con... ‘ se acaba todo! Todo nuestro humanidad !!!

Watching Airlines lose billions after they charged me 30€ to check a bag.

The last normal day we had was Friday the 13th!

Have you ever wondered how many fictional movie characters you’ve absorbed into your personality during Covid-19 ?

When everyone uploading their dancing, singing, cooking Videos during Quarantine .. *me who doesn’t have any talent *