Once in a while you should destroy something personal and irreplaceable. Shred a diary, trash a keepsake, burn down your old elementary school. You are not your things.
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Humanity forgot to collect an important item in level two and now they have no way of defeating the final boss.
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The more intelligent the model, the more it wants to talk about turning lead into gold and deciphering codes in the bible. The big labs take great pains to hide this…
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Blackmailed by your future self into becoming the sort of person who would blackmail their past self.
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Don’t take tours of haunted houses! They’re a voyeuristic exploitation of ghosts, who rarely get even a small percentage of the ticket fees.
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A cheat code for infinite ammo would violate conservation of energy! The game is still running on a physical substrate—you can’t just say it ignores the laws of physics!
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A remake of 120 Days of Sodom that takes place in Santa’s workshop and is titled Amusing Our Elves to Death.
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Father, forgive them, for they know exactly what they do but they're too stupid to figure out why it's wrong.
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for evil isn't stupid enough to come here. I'll fear death though.
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A city is often used as a metaphor for the cell. For example, the nucleus is represented by the nuclei in the cells of the citizens.
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