@Current93VEVO

inventor of Subsection 71.EF of the Residential Tenancy Act 1997 according to a bitter ex-landlord

Joined February 2014
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jesse:)@essej_rehceeb18h
funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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daddiewantsmilk@massivechampion19h
holy shit
reem!@reemran2million23h
now that everybody is tuned into rebecca black, can i introduce the greatest cover of all time
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@jimmysoldout18h
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Caroline ☢@Caroline69vdOct 26
Some of y'all wake up and the first thing y'all do is listen to an album called "Fag Patrol" by a band called "Xiu Xiu" and then wonder why nobody loves y'all
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local d-list transgender@wedgefry20h
making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭
Paris Hilton
@ParisHiltonOct 26
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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Julie Ragbeer@JulieRagbeerOct 26
We are winning people over… I prayed for days like these 😢
jonah
@takevanstanOct 25
i didn’t think i would be adding julie ragbeer songs to my playlist but this production goes crazy icl 😭😭😭
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sunsetrider@zunzetriderOct 26
Shit lowkey do yeah fairs dude
ifleeze@geekordieeeeOct 24
Doing 🧊 unlocks my cuteness
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RKK@rkktweetsOct 26
She is, unfortunately, one of the funniest people alive
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 26
Trisha Paytas as Troy Bolton from ‘High School Musical’ for Halloween.
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Whitey Houston retweeted
blue oyster clit@mcdonaldskhole22h
I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites
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Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzon22h
I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up. It’s real.
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzon22h
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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Chadson
@ChadsonOct 26
I have entered a very ancient chinese time in my life
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Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_DOct 26
“Sodom and Gomorrah” leans real hard on Sodom Everyone refers to Sodom, sodomy is a thing, sodomite, etc etc Gomorrah’s just slowly tiptoeing away like “who’s to say what we did”
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Keara Sullivan@superkearaOct 26
Kind of funny that they tacked “and unusual” on the term “cruel and unusual punishment” Like it can’t just be cruel it also has to be a little freaky for it to be illegal
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soapy 索菲@soapyhnnhOct 26
having a celebratory go on the harry kane usb-a to usb-c cable tonight wbu
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em@emilyagainOct 26
I tried booking a room in Miami and they have an $600 incidental deposit. I called to get more info on why it's so high, and the receptionist said "people get BBL next door and spill blood and guts all over our rooms, we need protection". Florida should be its own separate planet
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Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
texas chainsaw maddiecre 2@payphoneexhibitOct 25
monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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proton@ProtonInspectorOct 26
“Blow my shit smoove off” is the “cellar door” of the 21st century
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john@0bungl3rOct 25
Not much else going on rn I guess
ABC News Updates
@abcnewslatestOct 23
Nearly 30-year-old Magnum ice cream found in freezer ift.tt/8uklO5W

Nearly 30-year-old Magnum ice cream found in shop freezer

A regional Victorian shop owner has found an almost 30-year-old Magnum Ego ice cream hidden away in the back of his freezer. 

abc.net.au
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Broooo I can't believe I was today years old when I learnt putting your dick between two @woolworths own brand bakery pikelets and rubbing back and forth makes you feel like you're cumming
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thucksgiving@TylerHuckabeeOct 25
devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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