Ball Knower | Avid Curry Enjoyer | Parody | Not Affiliated With Curry Or Warriors | @warriors @panthers

Joined March 2023
Making almost $28 million United States Dollars to put up single digits in every single stat and shoot under 40% from the field
Draymond Green this season: 3.5 PPG 4.5 RPG 7.0 APG 37.5% FG 33.3% 3PT Absolutely insane.
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How much each Warriors player is earning this season: Steph Curry: $62,587,158 Jimmy Butler: $56,832,773 Draymond Green: $27,678,572 Kristaps Porzingis: $19,512,195 Moses Moody: $12,500,000 Al Horford: $6,822,000 Yaxel Lendeborg: $6,096,240 Brandin Podziemski: $5,679,459 (Will be almost $19 mil next season) De’Anthony Melton: $5,477,000 Gui Santos: $4,629,630 Charles Bassey: $2,449,421 Georges Niang: $2,449,421 Gary Payton II: $2,449,421 Brandon Williams: $2,449,421 Will Richard: $2,150,917 Graham Ike: $678,882 Malevy Leons: $678,882 LJ Cryer: $678,882
The two most expensive rosters in the NBA haven’t gotten a win yet this season. (h/t @MOTF_NBA)
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Ref reaching to his pocket to throw the flag:
Ref throws a flag from the ground
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Bam if twitter blocks translated to real life blocks:
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Ole Miss scoop n' score after Arch fumbles 😮
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God is so good 🙏
BREAKING: NC State has fired head coach Dave Doeren, the school has announced. on3.com/news/nc-state-parts-…
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What was the thought process here?
The 2026-27 Men's Basketball First-Team All-Name Team (All Levels)
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Wemby fan tweeting this I’m sure 👌
Fun Fact: Steph Curry is averaging a whopping 29.4% from 3's 🔥 more of that
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“Wemby we’re down 2, we need a bucket!” Wemby:
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Who put the basket there?
Darius Garland. Oh man.
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That 83 point game starting to feel like a fever dream 😭
BAM ADEBAYO WENT OFF TONIGHT 🔥 (Via @realapp)
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Warriors so down bad at center that we starting this mfer
Updated lineup alert: Warriors will start Curry, Podziemski, Lendeborg, Green, Graham Ike on Friday.
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“Brandin Podz” is supposed to be our saving grace I’m so sure ✌️
Kerr: Brandin Podziemski (back) will start Friday.
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“Covert” but they were calling him an obese alcoholic 15 minutes after they shipped him to LA
JUST IN: The Mavericks’ ownership orchestrated a covert smear campaign to justify Luka Doncic’s trade to the Lakers., per @nytimes. 😬😬😬
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These dudes are supposed to be analysts yet are over here celebrating and laughing at knowing absolutely nothing about the sport 😭
Inside the NBA is HILARIOUS 😭 Chuck went 0/5 on “Who He Play For.” He tried again with the SAME PLAYERS and went 2/5 after they JUST gave him the answers 🤣
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The Warriors social media team has some explaining to do 😬
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Straight out of looney tunes
OKC's flopping is OUT OF CONTROL 😂
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Coincidence? 🤔
SGA's streak of 141 consecutive regular-season games with 20+ points has come to an end. Checked out of Thursday's game with 1:43 remaining.
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