
ALT A screenshot of a packed calendar for September 28, 2026. The events are: 9:00 AM: breakfast - pancakes (round like baseballs) 9:30 AM: put on lucky jersey, disregard smell 10 AM: text everyone i know to tune in to the postseason 11:30 AM: daydream about the World Series 12 PM: lunch - hot dogs (9/9/9 prep) 12:30 PM: mimic my favorite player's swing, perfect it, show no one 1:30 PM: organize Wild Card watch party 2:00 PM: research every player's birth charts (who will the stars align for) 3:00 PM: try on every baseball cap i have 4:00 PM: play catch against the wall 5:00 PM: wear retro jersey around town so they know i know ball 6:00 PM: dinner - burgers (round like baseballs) 6:30 PM: post-dinner nap under my team-branded blanket 7:00 PM: make a spreadsheet maximizing my time off so i can watch postseason baseball 8:00 PM: try on my old uniform just to feel something 9:00 PM: think about what could've been 9:45 PM: be super chill about it 10:00 PM: put on comfiest team pajamas for sl













