@Cybren

Righteous crabapple. Octopus royalty. Award winning sandwich artist. Ten ⭐️’s. Married to @laitbronze

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So I got my W-2s and...
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I got detention my freshman year because I made a joke during Lit class that I’d be dead too if I eloped at 13 with a 18 year old. My teacher 1st argued and said she was 14 and then I found the exact part where it says “nearing her 14th bday” and THEN I was being disruptive 😭🤣
Miss Bliss@NellieBleezerOct 25
Romeo & Juliet met, married, and died in 4 days. A mess.
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Sky Hawkins@SkyHawkinsArt11h
h-how could manga fans possibly hold [reactionary opinion]? don't they realize it goes completely against [shonen jump protagonist's vague sense of justice and social equity which i've extrapolated to include all of my progressive positions]?
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Jacob Fuck@violently_illOct 26
Japan’s birth rate is so low they have to import their japanese nationalism from white western pedophiles on twitter
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Twitter thinks I’m a bot
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They have to compete with the out of print First Fantasy Campaign, the other definitive history of the earliest days of D&D, put out by some world-class bigots.
ed edd and eddington@goblin_formulaOct 23
the fact that this is an actual valid historical document that records in detail the extent to which the original dungeons & dragons was based on gross amounts of codified bigotry—and was put out by wotc, no less—is honestly remarkable
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my hot take is that if you only play constructed, you are the exact same as "commander only" players.
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The oldheads have a point Modern anime fight scenes may have better animation on a technical level but in terms of actual directing and choreography older anime was better if this was made today it would have a billion effects and you wouldn't be able tell what's happening
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Mezzo Forte (2000)
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darzipan@fuckyeatsOct 21
You're cheering. An Israeli and Palestinian student are gonna sing What Is This Feeling from Wicked at eachother and you're cheering.
Deadline
@DEADLINEOct 21
‘Glee’ is officially coming back after Disney+ and Hulu handed the reboot a series order. The move has been on the cards for some time with co-creator Ryan Murphy discussing its potential return. Full details here: deadline.com/2026/10/glee-re…
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I don’t think you should kill people for that either, no
Mihir 🌹@mihirrao24Oct 20
"for kissing" they had sex inside the holiest mosque on the face of the earth, why do we just lie for no reason?
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Saudi Interior Ministry said the pair were executed for an "indecent act" (fahisha) inside one of Makkah's mosques but gave no details confirming sex or identifying it as Masjid al-Haram. The man's family stated they were not married and did not know the woman. spa.gov.sa/N2701392 jagonews24.com/en/national/ne… muslimnews.com.ng/2026/10/20/did…
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Peter Twinklage
@PeterTwinklageOct 20
noteworthy that the ADL did not summon the courage to name *who* used the slur “Shylock”
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The term “Shylock” is rooted in a longstanding antisemitic stereotype. Regardless of intent, its use can reinforce harmful tropes about Jews and normalize language that has long been used to target the Jewish community.
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Trump used “Shylock” at a Kansas rally Oct. 19 defending Sen. Marshall. ADL’s post omits naming him, unlike its 2025 statement. forbes.com/sites/siladity… x.com/Acyn/status/21… x.com/ADL/status/194…
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roycebracket@royceybracketsOct 20
mods, search his graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them
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I think it’s because of the number of times he wrote something that wasn’t particularly interesting or well executed, actually.
sarah@sillyacountaceOct 20
The majority of JJK discourse comes from people not liking that he didn't write the obvious thing to write at any given moment or turn
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For The Man!@BlackYoshiSunRXOct 19
Maw@Gxl_de_lengletOct 19
Replying to @69BUDA69
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What kinda “commie” would advocate in favor of feudal monarchy over bourgeois revolution 😩
CS🔻💻Commie🇵🇸🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🇻🇳🇱🇦🇻🇪@comrade_pabsOct 19
1. Overthrows dictator and the people then choose Dalton to lead them 2. Defeats Enel which allows the displaced native population to regain their land 3. Alabasta monarchy never fell and civil war was a bourgeois coup attempt. 4. Overthrows dictator and people choose King Riku.
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Things that never happened:
笹大福@extendXrOct 19
海外:日本のゲームが遊べないからデータぶっこ抜いて海賊版作るね 日本:分かった、海外にも売るね 海外:値段高すぎ、海賊版作るね 日本:分かったよ…安くするよ 海外:ありがとう、感謝を伝えるために海賊版で多くの人に配るね。これで君は人気者さ🥳一緒に働けて嬉しいよ🤣
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Say what you will about the Italian presence on the Internet, at least they’re the only former axis power that isn’t weirdly condescending about how important it is to unquestioningly follow rules.
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You can tell who hasn't read the Golden Land arc, huh
Josué@Kevin65353561Oct 18
Replying to @NametagMC @Cybren @DominusFlorum @Anti_P0litical
It is incredible that no matter how much the anime details it and you explain it to them step by step, these morons are going to continue not understanding this, this makes you rethink what kind of people you debate with on the internet
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The thing about 70% of these conversations is that the ‘piracy’ in question will be a project that reverse engineered software in fully legal way
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“I’m an agnostic, not an atheist” ah, you mean you don’t know if religion is true or god is real, but you still believe in them? No? You don’t believe in any specific faith? So you are an atheist but like, worded in the way that lets you one up other atheists in smugness
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So that child was severely disturbed and desperately needed medical attention and the child trafficking department of social services ignored that and failed to report sexual assault to the police (which is a legal requirement of both social services AND your aunt) and the adults involved are not evil but the 5 year old is “evil” and somehow learned to sodomize his brother with objects independently before first grade? Istg liberal white women have zero ability to understand institutional oppression
StepOnThemQueen@StepOnThemQuee1Oct 17
My aunt fostered a boy who from age 5 to 7 serially raped his older brother w/ objects. Social services refused to split them up, bc they viewed the rapist as 2 young to be held accountable. Finally at 7 they put the boy in an institution. My aunt asked the older brother..
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