@Cycle4Breakfast

Cycling expert™ | Trust me bro science | I argue about cycling when I have time. When I don’t, I make time. Real life can wait. I floss every day, though.

Joined December 2014
HEY @espn, AN AMERICAN JUST BECAME WORLD CHAMPION. Brandon McNulty, the first American man to do it in 33 years. I checked your feed. Not one post. You’re arguably the biggest sports media brand in the USA. How do you actually miss this?
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Merckx🇧🇪 vs. Pogačar🇸🇮: who’s the GOAT? 🐐 Merckx won his last Monument and GT at 29, his last overall win at 32. Pog just turned 28 in September. Different eras. Who’s your GOAT? @prestigelisten @ProCyclingStats - at this pace, when could Pog surpass Merckx in your rankings?
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Who ranks highest all-time RIGHT NOW? 🚵‍♂️ Remco: ITT GOAT / all-rounder. Rogla: Vuelta legend. Jonas: Tour all-time great. VDP: Cobbled Classics GOAT? Two all-rounders vs. two specialists. I genuinely can’t rank these four. Who have you got? 👇 Great graphics, I know.
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Who we have here? Pog looks like the annoying kid at the hairdresser. Very relatable. At 8, I needed a lollipop to behave while mom got her hair done. We're still the same today. The only difference is he's the GOAT, while my wife still has to bribe me to behave in public.
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I get the need to sound ambitious for sponsors and fans, but the gap between Pog and Jonas was massive this Tour. Even Jonas looked like he knew it every time Pog attacked. At some point, ambition becomes delusion, and credibility suffers.
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Seixas saving Lombardia from a snoozefest. Outside of him, no balls, no real attacks, just hiding behind domestiques. Seixas is back. That Dauphine crash clearly took a toll on his TdF. Pog vs Seixas in 27'-32'. Rivalry that finally pushes Pog like no one else? #lLombardia
THE FUTURE OF CYCLING HAS ARRIVED! 🔥 Paul Seixas makes history as the youngest-ever winner of Il Lombardia, breaking a 121-year-old record! 🇮🇹🏆
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ROGLIČ WON IT. 🇪🇺🔥🔥🔥 After all the crashes and bad luck. People already writing him off. “Instead of preparation, I did rehabilitation.” And now this. In front of the home crowd. 🇸🇮 “Anything can happen. We’ll see, uh?” ROGLA. KERA LEGENDA, STARI! 🇸🇮 #EuroRoad26
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Giro, 2023. Stage 20. Monte Lussari. Roglič. That massive 🇸🇮 crowd. That day. Goosebumps just thinking about it. Another Rogla ITT moment tomorrow? Watch Romeo and Söderqvist closely too. My hairs are already standing up. Might get a fucking boner tomorrow. #EuroRoad26
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Huge crowds at the Euros. Great, but as a Slovene: ski-jumping fan culture has arrived. Horns, drums, rattles. Fucking unbearable. Leave that at home. 🙏🙏🙏 Borat swimsuit, ass out, yell and run like a moron! THAT’S proper cycling culture. #EuroRoad26
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Today’s Euro course has a bit of a San Sebastián feel to it, so Remco should feel right at home. BUT... With this crowd on Možjanca, Roglič and Omrzel will be giving 150% for sure to surprise him! 🇸🇮 #EuroRoad26
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Respect to the Tudor rider! 👍 Hard to celebrate a guy, linked to this much doping controversy. 20': TdF hotel raid. 32 syringes, IV equipment seized. His own doctor later convicted. Nairo’s DNA found on a tourniquet. 22': Tramadol detected in 2 samples. Tour DQ under UCI.
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If it’s true Tadej wanted to race his home Euros, got the green light from his surgeon, and UAE still said NO… Then Gianetti has some explaining to do. Being paid by a team shouldn’t mean giving up the right to decide when you race for your country. #EuroRoad26
Despite the rumours, European Champion Tadej Pogačar will not defend his title this weekend ❌
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This weekend. 🇸🇮 This is the Euros final-lap circuit, ridden 5 times. Includes a 2.1 km climb at 10.3%. But no immediate descent at the top. The road stays narrow, technical and rolling. Hard to regroup. Easy to lose time. #EuroRoad26 youtu.be/j5AbOyVm1O8?is=L2uw…
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Remco getting into position for Belgium to do what Belgium does best after a disappointing race. #Montréal2026
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McNULTY JUST SHOWED SIMMONS WHO’S THE BOSS OF THE AMERICAN MOUSTACHES. 🇺🇸🌈 WORLD CHAMPION. What a ride. What a display of tactical brilliance by the Americans today. 33 years since the last American wore the rainbow jersey. #Montréal2026
🌈🇺🇸 BRANDON MCNULTY 🇺🇸🌈 2026 UCI Men Elite Road World Champion🥇 #Montréal2026
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Tactically brilliant racing from the Americans today! 🇺🇸 #Montréal2026
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Van der Poel looks like the man to beat today. They’ll have to drop him before the finish. But man… our uncle Rogla is showing some serious firepower today. #Montréal2026
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Pogačar attacks with 100 km to go. Same as Rwanda and Zurich! #Montréal2026
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Belgian fans really can’t get over Wellens. 😂 Maybe he’s just had enough of riding for Remco and his Chihuahua-level confidence. The drama, the tantrums, throwing teammates and other riders under the bus... Can’t really blame the guy. 😉 #Montréal2026
Wellens qui s'énerve de ne pas avoir été repris par le sélectionneur de la Slovénie pour les Mondiaux
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I admit I was slightly skeptical about Seixas but I give in to the inevitable. At least on a flat TT he's already better than Pogacar ever was, and at age 19. Sheesh 🥖🥐🇨🇵 #Montréal2026
ONTO THE WORLD PODIUM! 🥉🇫🇷 Paul Seixas claims bronze in the UCI Men Elite Individual Time Trial. ⏱️ #Montréal2026
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