I will never give money to someone over the internet

respond

The more you keeping liking the more I think you tryna… 😏

Rubbing a burger on my balls to make me feel better

Becoming bulimic but instead of sticking my finger down my throat I just flick my balls

This stink my throne

I’m literally shaking because my tummy hurts so bad

My stomach burns with doom

Let’s cum together

Budweiser is such a ghetto ass beer

Horny and want to send it to someone

Looks like you’ve got a case of egg ass

I’m a whore with a heart

Can I get a pair of pants unfarted in

A second blunt has entered the rotation

These Chinese twitter accounts are ruthless

The abstract fear that jerks you off to completion

A/C doesn’t mean Awesome Cootchie?

Makin piss bubbles at the laundry mat

Spiraling like a cinnamon roll