@CyndurX

Commander-in-Tweet

Joined June 2018
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🫡 #LoveWhereYouWorked
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henry@DemNationalistOct 25
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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Rush@rushpostingOct 23
Nothing and I mean NOTHING could ever prepare me for that
Devyat Ch.@devyattoOct 23
3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to
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Acyn
@AcynOct 17
Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.
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OGG
@OGG_on_XOct 17
Replying to @FlexorTV
Right before bed I doom scroll for a while until I find something stupid enough to just be like, “alright that’s enough internet for one day.” Goodnight
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This is why young people feel like the ladder is being pulled up.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 13
BREAKING: Young Americans are falling further behind. Change in median net worth by age since 2022, per the Federal Reserve: 75 and older: +37% 65–74: -4% 55–64: +3% 45–54: -6% 35–44: +5% Under 35: -23% The youngest households saw the biggest drop of any group, while the oldest saw the biggest gain
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Step 11: DO NOT go to yoga and get her flowers on the first date. I seriously have no idea what unc was thinking when he wrote that 😭😭
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I’ve just found out how many likes women get on their insta stories and it’s radicalised me. I’m never liking an IG story again 💔
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It’s over
FerrousTitan@ferroustitanSep 25
Replying to @Dexerto
imagine telling this news word for word to a peasant in 1403
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Liam@LegoRacers2Sep 23
Fascinating to see city subreddits across the country Traoreposting about Mamdani
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Gen Z is the first generation of people that I genuinely consider to be faceless. They have no personality or unique identifying features outside of cosplay. They curate, often even commodify, an aesthetic (looks, personalities, attitudes, beliefs, etc.) and perform them. There’s nothing truly free, organic, or substantive about them. They’re essentially just trying on a bunch of different costumes, and it’s obvious in the way that they interact with the world. “Hey, look at what I’m doing. I’m just so full of whimsy,” or “these are my standards and requirements; I’m a baddie,” etc. Everything feels like a performance of an identity rather than an expression of one.
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The Zohran Mamdani of the gaming industry
Pubity
@pubitySep 13
Xbox CEO Asha Sharma revealed her strategy to save Xbox is to be honest, believing there's no point in lying to customers even if things aren't going well. "Every company needs to be better at sharing hard things and clear realities." via The Wall Street Journal
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Nagamy🦉@nagamyzunaSep 12
earnestly try to make the case that colleges were basically right that our communities’ insistence on resume and GPA maxing at the expense of all else was a legitimate cultural defect that deserved to be taken into account for admissions. (2/2)
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No one knows what the 5/10 means because academia taught them that 70% is the minimum passing score. That’s why people call themselves 7/10 when they’re trying to be humble.
Moon
@mooncasticSep 10
Boys, be honest about this: If you met a girl with zero body count, completely loyal and feminine, but she's a 5/10 in looks, would you marry her?
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I’d never trust a blue checkmark rage baiting for an Elon check. You can tell it’s a bot when all of their replies to real people are 1-2 words like “not true”
Josh Kaplowitz
@jjkaplowitzSep 5
Idk how to tell you guys but girls are late to like 99% of dates. You just need to accept it or you will likely be single the rest of your life.
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“I can’t get a job without experience, but I can’t get experience without a job”
Jamie/James@transsexualdykeSep 2
Having no serious relationships at 25 is a red flag I don't care what anyone says
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Replying to @MCares37
Hasan Piker was correct when he said most men are naturally submissive so when you put a jacked hot guy in front of them who talks with authority they just melt.
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Replying to @MCares37
A lot of men are fucking stupid. It’s like if you don’t call them a pussy then they don’t respect you and won’t listen to you. It’s the weirdest goddamn thing in the world
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when@headsupharmonySep 3
Replying to @holyitadori
"the first victim of LowTierGod was Dale" ahh quote
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Pay attention to what people are doing with their own kids.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesAug 31
"Silicon Valley tech executives are reportedly raising their own children with far less technology, limiting screen time to as little as 90 minutes a week and delaying smartphones until their teenage years," per NYT
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I’m so sorry I doubted you @FmrRepMTG
The Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetterAug 27
BREAKING: Israel unveils plans to develop weapons capable of striking targets on Earth from space, including "laser beams," with Defense Minister Katz directly tying the space-weapons push to preparing for possible renewed conflict with Iran, per Jerusalem Post. Katz says "as of today, no country has the ability to mount attacks in space. We must be the leading country in the world with this capability," adding Israel is investing heavily in developing both offensive and defensive capabilities in space, including "powerful laser beams." Katz has said Israel must first disrupt systems from orbit, then carry out kinetic strikes on Earth, arguing space is where Israel’s small size stops mattering.
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