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🚨 BREAKING: Professor Jiang has reportedly predicted a pizza will arrive at his house within 30 minutes.
Jiang: “ok so. I have ordered the pizza. Ok. Now we wait. If I am correct, there will be a knock.”
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I’ve seen a lot in my days as a war observer but Houthi fighters free soloing a cliff to ambush PLC fighters is wild.
Damn
Only in #Yemen | An arms trader in Houthi-controlled northern Yemen is selling a U.S.-made AirTronic PSRL-1 (RPG-7USA) launcher, valued at roughly $5,200 in a 2022 U.S. Army contract. I see markings on it but can’t read them.
They said people were using the wrong light colors in your house or whatever so I went even further.
Theres a guy in town who has covered the back of his truck with boomer maga esq stickers. Like 90% covered.
He was just sitting at the gas station with a 40 yard stare facing the wall while some kind of talk radio blared. Usually is a very chipper dude.
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BREAKING: Leaked audio captures a call between Vivek and his campaign staff discussing the election results
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Anakin Skywalker memes have reportedly turned the tide in several key swing states giving republicans a 95% chance of keeping both the house and senate.
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