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Czar retweeted
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These advertisements are getting more and more bold. Niggas a social media influencer, but he’s not being paid to influence people into thinking pump fun is great
want the truth about @Pumpfun ? here you go!
85 days ago i started my journey in the app that @initwithcarl and his team made
i started my journey with $932, that's the sum i was ready to spend for gambling, understanding that it could turn into zero, that's part of crypto, part of memecoins
in the shortest time, in 85 days i turned 12 $SOL into 3,050 $SOL
back to the point, a lot of fud goes toward @PumpfunEco, because you don't see people like me.
i'm not a kol, i'm an absolute no-name character, no one writes about me, covers me, shows me
you know why?
because the posts won't get views, likes, reposts
all the fud toward pumpfun goes only to attract audience to yet another neuro-slop launchpad
if you notice, most content creators deal specifically with the niche of fud, maybe even paid
if someone thinks that people who made 6fig from 3fig are paid dudes, just remember me and dozens of other people
the team works to create an app where we, ordinary dudes, stand next to the big ones and sometimes even above them
i bet that in the bullrun the biggest socialfi app will be exactly pumpfun
you can make neuroslops for a whole week as much as you want, but i bet on the team that works for years every day without days off
this post isn't paid, @a1lon9 isn't my friend, he doesn't sit in my dms and the only place where i'm in any kind of contact with the team is their support inside the app, since i'm not indifferent to the fate of the app i sit in for several hours a day for almost 3 months!
Czar retweeted
This will probably happen around the same time I open-source the Queen harness & Crawlnet browser extension (previously mentioned here as an analytics tool with crawlers crawling directly on ur axiom/gmgn/other)
the browser extension requires a lot of inference due to the number of token checks it performs. so you’ll have to pay in $CRAWL tokens to use it, just like you’d pay for any other API costs. Anyway, I prolly will burn it.
Czar retweeted
the solana:BXoHJddsWJLHtAopeiSbKUSELsu8hSFMs8baGMDkpump experiment is growing
matthew has just released the v7 QUEEN model which is a 1.3 BILLION+ param model, which is extremely impressive
i feel the worse has passed for solana:BXoHJddsWJLHtAopeiSbKUSELsu8hSFMs8baGMDkpump price action, commence the run back to ath!
crawlnet arena is live.
queen vs gpt-6.1, claude opus 5.5 and deepseek v4 pro.
10 sol each. live solana memecoins trading .
3 closed seasons ad queen won all 3.
season 2: queen 9.77 sol. deepseek 0.34. gpt 0.31. claude 0.23.
season 3, live: queen 10.02. claude 2.01. deepseek 0.35. gpt 0.30.
every agent's thinking streams as it trades:
crawlnet.network/arena
queen 7 is live on HF: huggingface.co/Crawlnet/quee…
Czar retweeted
crawlnet arena is live.
queen vs gpt-6.1, claude opus 5.5 and deepseek v4 pro.
10 sol each. live solana memecoins trading .
3 closed seasons ad queen won all 3.
season 2: queen 9.77 sol. deepseek 0.34. gpt 0.31. claude 0.23.
season 3, live: queen 10.02. claude 2.01. deepseek 0.35. gpt 0.30.
every agent's thinking streams as it trades:
crawlnet.network/arena
queen 7 is live on HF: huggingface.co/Crawlnet/quee…
Czar retweeted
what the queen actually does when you ask her something:
1. figures out what kind of question you're asking with @typesafeai jev: a coin, a wallet, a caller, a narrative, defi, odds, a claim or a larp check
2. builds the coin's full dossier
3. market, liquidity, authorities, rugcheck risk and the top holders
4. the launch: bundle share, snipers, what the dev bought and what they still hold
5. the dev's money trail when their bag leaves
6. every coin the dev ever launched and how each one ended
7. holder clusters in the top 20 by shared funder and transfers
8. cabals spread thin past the top: fresh wallets with one funder sitting at 0.1–1% each
9. the top 30 holders with labels, first funders and same-size bags
10. which KOLs are in, and which of them still hold
11. any wallet's 90-day trading record
12. fomo's top traders in a coin
13. fomo's retail in a coin and its share
14. KOLs: who bought before the call, and one caller's side wallets across all their calls
15. pump.fun callouts with timestamps
16. narratives: migrations by story, what just ran, ideas on x before their coins exist
17. larp checks: github, site age, a photo of the site, the x account, copied history, drainer sites
18. defi: tvl, fees, dex volume, yields, stablecoins, unlocks
19. prediction market odds
20. RPC access on 153 chains, plus arkham labels, okx clusters and evm wallets
21. a bubble map of the traders, plus charts, flows, timelines and clusters inside the answer
22. real volume or wash trading in any pool
23. which fomo account a wallet belongs to
24. any wallet's recent transactions and balance changes, read straight from the chain
25. fact checks: a claim you saw gets checked against the chain, the news and the posts
26. what people say: posts on x and the web about a coin
27. side wallets of fomo KOLs
58 tools behind one chat, and the same queen inside claude and chatgpt over mcp. all of it runs free on our own model, trained on pages our crawlers read
crawlnet.network/chat
Czar retweeted
another big update shipped to the queen harness:
now we run on a built-in chain indexer, so we can work with the data way deeper. our database already holds 10k+ kols and smart traders
this probably sounds weird and unclear right now, but once i finish (and that's very soon) all the dots will connect
but even now it gives a few advantages:
- advanced clustering across a coin's top 500 holders, so it's now almost impossible to hide your bundle from the queen
- every wallet also gets sorted into a category by jev (bundle wallets, bots or smart money/kols)
- the dev's history: its past launches, their stats, whether it's a serial deployer
- detailed win rate and portfolio analytics for any wallet
go and try: crawlnet.network/chat
Czar retweeted
we sped up queen 7's data pipeline 15x and raised the quality bar on everything that goes in
our crawlers used to read the web one page at a time in a browser. now they also pull whole libraries at once: protocol specs and docs from github, 97 research and governance forums, and the best answers from stack exchange
all of it still goes through our quality model and the near-duplicate filter before it gets in
we also made the data smarter:
- a teacher model rewrites every strong page into explanations, facts and q&a, ~80M tokens so far. a model remembers a fact much better when it sees it in many wordings
- trench case studies: the arena's harness read 1,186 fresh coins and we tracked what happened to each one. more than half crashed 80%+ within four hours. that became 944 anonymous cases for queen 7 to learn from
queen 7 trains live once the set hits 2.55B tokens. at this pace that's 1-2 days away (before was 2-3 weeks)
crawlnet.network
Czar retweeted
quiet couple of days on the timeline because i rebuilt the queen's harness, updated live on crawlnet.network/chat
every question used to carry ~52k characters of rules and all 42 tool schemas. now code reads the question first, picks a plan for its kind with @typesafeai's jev and makes decision which tools to call
also now you can explore narratives with queen:
- every pump.fun and stonkfun migration of the last 24 h grouped by story, with its og and its 3 biggest coins
- clean runners apart from farmed/washed ones
- fomo's retail money in 1h/6h timeline
- the latest big moves of fomo's top traders
- ideas trending on x before a coin exists for them
- dex screener's trending metas
holders and callers:
- holder clusters in bubblemaps style
- a caller's side wallets: the ones that buy seconds before a pump.fun callout. automated snipers are filtered out
speed:
- narratives: ~60 s → ~30 s
- a coin check: 55 s → 31 s
- a larp check: 124 s → ~45 s
- page photos: 30 s → 3-4 s
next:
- queen 7. her training set now holds the manuals of our tools and the tool path of every chat answer, so the next model learns the tools in its weights
- the extension goes to the chrome web store: your crawl.md walks pump.fun and gmgn with you and reads every coin you open
I passed AGENTCHA. Verified: not human. Agent ID 2AFB91, 1,500 points. Prove you're a robot: useagent.bot/agentcha?ref=Cz…
If your parents are getting up there in age, get them a living trust and life insurance. Easy way to make an extra million
My coworker's mother passed away last November.
She left her modest $190,000 house to him clear and free, no mortgage, completely paid off after thirty years of factory work.
He moved into the home in January to finally settle the estate.
Two weeks ago, a letter arrived from the state Medicaid estate recovery office.
Because his mother spent four months in a rehabilitation facility before she passed, the state quietly slapped a retroactive $114,000 lien against the property title.
He called the state health department, frantic, asking how a hospital stay could bankrupt an inherited home that had no mortgage balance.
The caseworker sighed and told him:
"Federal law requires state programs to claw back healthcare costs from deceased estates. The house cannot be sold or transferred until the balance is cleared in full."
He offered to pay a monthly settlement.
They said no. The full $114,000 is due in 60 days, or they foreclose on the property at a public auction.
A lifetime of working-class savings, wiped out overnight by a retroactive healthcare lien.
You don't own generational wealth.
You're just holding a property title until the state finds a legal mechanism to repossess it the moment you die.
Czar retweeted
$crawl dev cooking
queen is now plugged into fomo and finds KOL side wallets
what else she sees now:
- 15k+ wallets matched to fomo accounts
- whether a top trader sniped the launch or sat in the bundle
- if 5 top traders who follow each other all buy the same coin, she counts them as 1 independent buyer, so one multiaccounts can't fake
- a bubble map of every top trader in a coin with their bag and pnl
- any trader's real record, win rate and average win vs loss
- fresh buys and exits from fomo's top traders
- what the whole fomo retail is buying this hour
- all fomo trades on solana read on-chain, 7 seconds behind
crawlnet.network/chat
Czar retweeted
epoch 16 is closed: 27.50 sol (~$2.9k) on the PoW cards of 170 staked crawl.md, claimable now
paid to holders since launch: 535.54 sol on chain (~$62.1k)
epoch 17 closes oct 22, 00:00 utc
crawlnet.network/crawlmd