44yr old Brit Immigrant in Žižkov @FKVZ1903 & @BurnleyOfficial Permanentkari #GuiriArmy #PragueClarets #ViktoriaŽižkov 🇺🇦 🇨🇿🇮🇪🇬🇧

Svobodná Republika Žižkov
Joined February 2009
🎅🎄🎁⛄ It's time to reveal our new Christmas jumpers... Next up we have our Sleigh #11 Christmas Jumper! Dropping at 12pm (UK Time) on October 28th.
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Palmer shouklld have gone there for me #CHETOT – at Calvià, Spain
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Burnley Football Club has dismissed Head Coach Nicky Hayen with immediate effect. The Board has taken the decision following a disappointing start to the Championship season.
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Is there anyone on the payroll who could honestly say they are up to it? #TwitterClarets – at Calvià, Spain
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Here. You're going to need this in an hour. #twitterclarets
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Post the corner flag, please #TwitterClarets @BurnleyOfficial – at Calvià, Spain
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Burnley Football Club would like to place on record their thanks to Nicky Hayen and his staff for their efforts, but this is fucking shit – at Calvià, Spain
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Barmaid and 3 french fellas each struggled to get the cork out of a bottle of fizz Give it here i say, grab a napkin for grip and after a little struggle, Dan is victorious – at Calvià, Spain
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At a resort. Im all inclusive I win 2 bottles of cava German grandma says hello I give her the bottle of rose cava i just won She's happy I go to room and retrieve cold bottle of cava i won previously She is now very happy. #internationalRelations – at Calvià, Spain
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If the owners would have let the banner slide after the Bristol City game then tonight wouldn't have happened the way it did at the end. Sending the stewards and police in after the fans for bringing a banner out has well and truly put the owners against the fans #twitterclarets
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Never seen a steward move so fast for a flag😂😂😂 #TwitterClarets
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So, FAB members, your thoughts on this? #TwitterClarets @Mojito_Lover @justinebedford1 @GeorgePuddle – at Calvià, Spain
How the club are dealing with “Pace Out” flags. #Twitterclarets
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خرجت لآخذ الغسيل من رف الفناء بالقرب من حمام السباحة عند غروب الشمس ثم رصدت هذا يتحرك بصمت تحت الماء مباشرة لقد تجمدت على الفور ما الذي انظر اليه من فضلك اخبرني ان شخصا ما يتعرف على هذا لأنني مرعب رسميا !👀😳
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المقطع لا يظهر كائناً حقيقياً، بل هو خدعة ومقلب مصور؛ إذ إن المجسم مصنوع من شعر مستعار (باروكة) وألعاب بلاستيكية لعقرب وثعابين، ويتم تحريكه بواسطة خيط صيد يمكن ملاحظته في نهاية المقطع. instagram.com/reel/DcKqwZuup…
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Dnešní ranní nehoda policejního vozu na pražském Hlávkově mostě. Auto dostalo smyk na mokrých tramvajových kolejích a následně prorazilo svodidla a spadlo do Vltavy.😱
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🚨 Jose Mourinho on choosing between Carlo Ancelotti and Pep Guardiola: “Carlo Ancelotti. And I'll tell you why. People look at Carlo's career and count Champions Leagues. I look at Everton. Yes, Everton. This man had managed Juventus, AC Milan, Chelsea, PSG, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Napoli. He had worked with Maldini, Pirlo, Kaka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Modric, Drogba and Lampard. Then one day, Carlo Ancelotti decided to manage Everton. I remember hearing the news and thinking, ‘Carlo, what happened?’ Not because Everton isn't a historic club. But I imagine somebody explaining the project. ‘Carlo, we want to compete with the biggest clubs in England.’ ‘Good.’ ‘But we cannot promise Champions League football.’ ‘Okay.’ ‘And we cannot promise you the players you had at Real Madrid.’ ‘I know.’ ‘So why are you interested?’ And Carlo probably just smiled. That's what fascinates me. He didn't arrive at Goodison Park behaving like a man doing Everton a favour. He took the job seriously. And he brought James Rodriguez . James Rodriguez ! A footballer who had played for him at Real Madrid and Bayern Munich. Imagine being James. ‘James, I have a project for you.’ ‘Where, Mister? Real Madrid?’ ‘No.’ ‘Bayern?’ ‘No.’ ‘Where?’ ‘Everton.’ I would have loved to hear the silence after that. But James went. That tells you something about Carlo. His reputation doesn't disappear when he leaves a famous club. He can walk into Everton and convince a footballer who has played at the Bernabeu that Goodison Park is worth experiencing. That's a different kind of power. Now compare that with Pep Guardiola. I've competed against him enough to know he’s tactical. But Barcelona, Bayern Munich and Manchester City are environments where winning major trophies is already expected. Carlo has experienced that pressure too. Then he voluntarily walked into a club where finishing 7th might be considered progress. He went from trying to win the Champions League to trying to qualify for European football. And Everton wasn't even the end. He returned to Real Madrid and won 2 more Champions Leagues. Imagine that. One season you're trying to get Everton into Europe. A few years later you're standing at Wembley with another Champions League trophy. Then Brazil calls. And Carlo goes to manage Brazil. At some point, you have to appreciate how extraordinary that journey is. 🗣️ Reporter: ‘So you believe Carlo is greater than Guardiola?’ ‘I believe Carlo has answered questions Pep hasn't been asked yet.’ And Sir Alex Ferguson is another manager I admire enormously. Ferguson proved himself at Aberdeen before building Manchester United into an empire. Carlo proved himself at Europe's biggest clubs, then showed he wasn't too big to manage somewhere else. Pep has achieved great things. But I'd love to see him accept a job where the first question isn't, ‘Can you win the Champions League?’ It's, ‘Can you get us into Europe?’ Because Carlo did that. And the remarkable thing? When Real Madrid called again, Carlo didn't need to rebuild his reputation. He'd never lost it. That's why I choose Ancelotti. Not because he won trophies at Everton. He didn't. But because he could manage Everton, return to Real Madrid, win two more Champions Leagues and then become Brazil's manager. And somehow, Everton doesn't even look out of place on his CV. It looks like something only Carlo Ancelotti would do.”
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This quote is not from Jose Mourinho; it is fictional satire from @ChinoUTD, whose bio states it posts "Football fiction & satire | Stories you wish were true." No real interviews contain it. x.com/ChinoUTD/statu… x.com/grok/status/21… liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football…
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Yup, totally gone back to the room with 2 coffees x 3 shots from the machine knowing they wont touch the sides of wether i sleep tonight #ADHD #CaffeineSchmaffeine
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Random memory but how thin was the toast when you got beans and toast at Thompson centre? #Burnley #HyperSpecific #Niche #ThompsonCentre #TwitterClarets – at Calvià, Spain
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Chisnall's darts look like something out of an Argos darts set @UnseriousDarts – at Prague, Czech Republic
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This is one of the few mockumentary films that is not talked about enough and definitely should be. This fooled and scared an ENTIRE NATION. An entire nation legitimately thought this was real and the BBC received around 30,000 calls because they were so scared.
watched ghostwatch last night. IT GOT ME
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Quansah at right back? #Tuchel is pure trolling at this point #ENGESP #England – at Prague, Czech Republic
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