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Joined October 2026
You are showing your age
I'm a Barça fan, but Lamine excites me more than Messi ever did at Barça. Messi FC trolls Lamine at every chance these days but they should remember: 19 y.o Messi entered a superteam, yet his career at 19 didn't match Lamine's. No disrespect but Lamine at 19 has done far more.
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That fat fuck ain’t innocent either
The biggest opportunity for Lamine to win the Ballon d'Or was the 2024-25 season, but only if Laporta had signed a proper defense; you guys deserve all this humbling because you never questioned the main culprit
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SEND HIM BACK TO SUNDERLAND!
🎙️ Míchel Sánchez: “I don't know when Simon Adingra will be back. We don't want to take any risks with him.” #Ajax @VI_nl
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Thank goodness i never was a huge fan of Neymar
Nos rimos do Nikolas Ferreira. Nós rimos da família Bolsonaro. Nós rimos dos bolsonaristas. Mas aí eu lembrei que temos que rir DESSE PALHAÇO aqui também! Sem copa do mundo, sem bola de ouro e 2 ELEIÇÕES PERDIDAS. Neymar Jr, você é uma piada nacional! Uma piada!
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Your idol tho Lamine Yamal 😂
Neymar Jr. could’ve been seen as the greatest player to come out of Brazil since Ronaldo. Instead, he’s going to be remembered as someone who ruined his country’s World Cup because of his ego, and who supported fascist politicians who threatened to overthrow democracy. Sad!!!
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Lekker voor je, foda Bolsonaro 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽
Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva is verrassend herkozen als president van Brazilië. Hij versloeg in de tweede ronde van de verkiezingen zondag Flávio Bolsonaro, die de eerste stemronde nog met aanzienlijk verschil had gewonnen ad.nl/buitenland/historische…
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Nobody should be immune to criticism, and Lamine Yamal is no exception. He’s been absolutely pathetically quiet in big games recently, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise just because he’s one of our most talented players. 0 G/A in his last 3 Clásicos. That’s simply unacceptable for a player of his quality and expectations. I’m sick of all the Ballon d’Or talk, the social media provocations and the unnecessary trash talk before big matches. Stop giving opponents extra motivation and start doing your talking on the f*cking pitch. Your performances should speak louder than your words. Talent alone doesn’t win you the biggest matches. You need maturity, consistency, discipline and the mentality to deliver when the pressure is at its highest. Right now, we’re not seeing enough of that from him. And before anyone starts making excuses about his age, nobody is questioning his talent or potential. We all know how special he is, but being young doesn’t mean you’re untouchable. If you want to be considered among the best players in the world, you have to accept the criticism that comes with those expectations. It’s been an absolutely embarrassing week, and his performances in the biggest games have been nowhere near good enough. There’s still a long season ahead, and he has every opportunity to respond, improve and prove himself. I want to see the Lamine Yamal who destroys defenders with his football, not the one who spends more time making headlines for what he says off the pitch. Less talking. Less provoking. More humility. More focus. More football. WAKE THE F*CK UP, LAMINE. WE NEED YOU TO DELIVER WHEN IT MATTERS MOST.
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Stop putting all the blame on the defenders and start accepting the fact that this entire team’s mentality is absolutely pathetic. I blame EVERYONE for this humiliating defeat, from Hansi Flick to every single player who stepped onto that pitch. NOBODY deserves to escape criticism. I’m sick and tired of Raphinha going all out in meaningless friendlies for Brazil as if he’s playing a f*cking World Cup final, only to end up injured and unavailable when Barcelona need him the most. Nobody questions his passion, intensity or commitment, but what the hell is the point of giving absolutely everything in meaningless international matches if it keeps costing us one of our most important players during crucial moments of the season? I’m absolutely fed up with this happening! I’m sick of Lamine Yamal constantly talking trash, mocking opponents on social media and creating unnecessary drama instead of keeping his head down, focusing on his football and improving his game. Do your talking on the f*cking pitch! You cannot keep provoking opponents and then fail to back it up when it matters most. I’m sick of watching our midfield get completely destroyed after all the hype surrounding Pedri and Rodri. Where was the control? Where was the creativity? Where was the fight? We were absolutely humiliated in the middle of the park. All that quality, all that talent, and THIS is what we produce in a Clásico? Absolutely embarrassing. I’m sick of our attackers disappearing when we need them most, our defenders making the same ridiculous mistakes, and the entire team looking completely clueless whenever things don’t go our way. Nobody takes responsibility, nobody steps up, and nobody seems capable of changing the course of a match when things get difficult. And I’m absolutely FED UP with Hansi Flick’s stubbornness. His refusal to adapt, his questionable decisions and his insistence on sticking to the same approach even when it’s clearly not working are driving me insane. I appreciate everything he’s done for Barcelona, but that doesn’t make him immune to criticism. When your team is getting completely outplayed and you refuse to make the necessary adjustments, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. Most importantly, I’m sick of this LOSER MENTALITY. The lack of hunger, urgency, concentration, leadership and fighting spirit is absolutely unacceptable. You cannot keep talking about winning the Champions League and competing with the best teams in Europe when you can’t even show up mentally for the biggest matches. And what pisses me off even more is that we just handed confidence to one of the weakest Real Madrid sides in years. A team that looked completely vulnerable, a team we should have been capable of beating, and instead we made them look like f*cking world-beaters. We didn’t just lose a Clásico. We gave them exactly the belief and momentum they desperately needed. I’m tired of excuses. I’m tired of pretending everything is fine because we win against weaker opponents. I’m tired of seeing the same mistakes repeated over and over again. Talent means absolutely NOTHING if you don’t have the mentality to show up when it matters. This is FC Barcelona. This badge deserves players who are willing to fight for every single ball, take responsibility and leave absolutely everything on the pitch, not a team that completely falls apart the moment they’re challenged. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DISGRACE. FROM THE COACH TO THE LAST PLAYER ON THE BENCH. NO MORE EXCUSES. NO MORE HIDING BEHIND INDIVIDUAL PLAYERS. NO MORE PRETENDING THIS IS ACCEPTABLE. I’M ABSOLUTELY F*CKING FURIOUS.
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He’s not 19 when y’all argue that he deserves the Ballon d’Or. His age doesn’t hold him back when you compare him to other players and claim he’s the best player in the world. He’s only 19 when he fucks up and it’s time to criticize him
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The cherry on top, this guy picking up the Balon D’Or Fuck this sport
🚨🚨🚨💣💣💣💣💣💣🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 في الواقع، يُظهر هذا الفيديو من DAZN بوضوح مبابي وهو يتلقى سؤالًا من صديقه: «بكرة تستلمها؟ ويرد مبابي بهزت رأسه مؤكدًا أنه هو من سيفوز بها 😱
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We haven’t seen that Lamine against Madrid for a year and a half now
Lamine was dog-walking Madrid at 17. You’re genuinely begging it at this point. You’re so terrified he’ll surpass your idol that it’s starting to give me the ick.
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And they tried to compare him to 19 year old Matthijs De Ligt 😂😂
Cubarsi's simply not an elite defender. If you haven't realized it by now you're either lying or you're blind. Maybe he'll improve, who knows, but he's cost us far too many times in big games for me to rate him. We have zero elite centrebacks.
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You haven’t improved for 2 years, not even your Spanish
🚨🎙️| Hansi Flick: “Defeats are part of football. We must analyse what happened and learn from it to improve.” #fcblive
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Also: Failed with Germany Living off of that one treble with prime Lewa and pre-injury Davies Stubborn bradwurst merchant Was lucky against PSG in 2020 that saved his career
said no to romero and bastoni wanted cancelo back trusts gerard martin doesnt develop any la masia prospects doesnt have the balls to sub lamine off always bad with the subs non existent midfield no defensive structure no improvement in 2 years enough is enough #FlickOut
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They need rest for the almighty Deportivo
❗| The Barça squad will have two days off and return to training on Wednesday. [@bonagerman] #fcblive
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Which genius at Barcelona looked at Adeyemi and Gordon and said: you know what?? They are better than Godts, Nusa and Abde??
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Messi wouldn’t make Cucurella and Nuno Mendes look like Paolo Maldini every fucking time
Lamine at this age already did X 100 of what Messi was doing here Comparing Lamine’s off day to Messi’s good game is not the way
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His El Clasico portfolio is mental
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