Like the German for thank you with much more DANK... you.
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I love this time of year. Sunshine, birds chirping, the Lime scooter tree in full bloom.
The dumbest account on Twitter finally getting his comeuppance. A year ago the replies on something like this would have been vastly different. Folks, we may just be back.
For anyone confused about what happened in Brazil…
Imagine if the Kamala Harris campaign, after losing the first round of voting by over two MILLION votes and watching her trail all month, spent Election Day not counting voters but counting buses, and when the courts refused to arrest a city official over a bus spreadsheet, they didn't take no for an answer, they went around the election court entirely, straight to a Supreme Court justice who just happened to be the Democratic president's former personal lawyer, the same president who put him on the bench, and that justice just happened to rule three minutes before polls closed, so late that many machines were already shut and sealed, and then, instead of fixing it, he quietly rewrote his own order so that only the stations still open could keep voting, and nobody, not the press, not the election officials, not anyone, can tell you how many stayed open, or where they were, or why that list hasn't been released, or whether it just happened to line up with the exact neighborhoods the Democrats had spent all day naming, while Republican voters in flooded, blacked-out towns who had begged for extra time were told the doors were locked and to go home, and then the vote count itself was frozen for two full hours in the dark, and when the lights came back on the Democrat had pulled off the first runoff comeback in the nation's history, and the same people who spent four years saying trust the institutions announced the institutions had worked perfectly, that asking which polls stayed open was an attack on democracy, that the list of open polls was classified for the good of democracy which is roughly where Brazil is tonight.
Huge opportunity to do the old 90s sitcom gag and you put the cover of some book on quantum entanglement on the outside, but inside you’re reading Jughead.
It’s impossible to overstate how dumb this man is when he tries to intimidate. Here for example. He inserted himself into politics, he cut USAID and people died, he cut off starlink and people died. They are simply suggesting he be investigated. Who is “living by the sword here”?
Me when I recognize the kid in the current family game slop video is the same kid from the other family game slop video (but it was a different family).
I guess I’m in the minority, but while I thought You Can See Everything was fantastic. (and easily one of the top documentaries ever.) The Rehearsal season 2 is still Nathan’s magnum opus. For now…
I bet you $10,000 I can drive that French electric city car from Paris to Zurich faster than the Roadster Elon demoed. Care to make a wager?
Pendant que la France applaudit une citadine électrique, Tesla et SpaceX font voler une voiture au-dessus d'un semi-remorque.
0 à 96 km/h en 0,59 s. Des propulseurs à air comprimé. Un salto en direct.
Nous, on va surtout se demander comment l'encadrer.
On ne joue définitivement plus dans la même ligue.
The ultimate defeat of communism and Soviet Russia is purchasing (at a discount) a CCCP era Vostok Komandirskie and replacing its band with a NATO strap.
People joke about Europeans not having air conditioning. But that’s only the half of it. They hold the very concept of air flow in utter contempt. A mild breeze knocks these people dead.
The final boss of faux intellectualism is MAGA intelligentsia. Torturing words and ideas to death to spin and twist anything to sanitize insane ideas, launder terrible policy, and excuse bad behavior. Here we’re opining at length about Noah Smith’s affect. Why? Nobody knows.
Just spitballing here, but could the infection be… oh I don’t know, the fucking plague they were researching???
Trump has literally caused the deaths and detainment of innocent American citizens on US soil, destroyed the economy, started a war of choice, and enriched himself to the tune of billions off the presidency. But have you considered red background, tan suit or Springsteen shirt?
Has Pete Hegseth ever met Palmer Luckey (the man currently supplying him with war machines)? Not only is he a beardo. He’s also a weirdo… And a fatty… And he’s… ummm… whatever this is (which I’m sure Pete disapproves of).
Imagine posting this kind of slop content while you’re losing a war. Like an architect playing with tinker toys as his building falls to the ground.
Look I’m no brand identity guy. But I feel like the size of his feet are the least interesting thing about bigfoot. Was “Spooky Apeman” already taken?
Infinitely ironic to choose psalm 33:12 when this is 4 verse down:
No king is saved by the size of his army;
no warrior escapes by his great strength.
-Psalms 33:16
