every time she does the damn stage dive i laugh because there’s literally no reason for it to be in the show other than she just wanted to do that

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hot girls have dental emergencies 🦷💔

i am in so much pain and discomfort and my therapist won’t let me cancel our appt without me paying the entire cancelation fee. end it.

hello i just had emergency oral surgery 💀

can someone reassure me that my emergency dentist appt isn’t going to be scary 😶‍🌫️

why is my dog staring directly at the lamp in my room

its so special that taylor was honored at the nashville songwriting hall of fame right at the 20th anniversary of her debut album. to think about the span of a 20 year career, and to go back to nashville to receive such an honor. i can’t wait to see what she achieves next 🥹🫶 @taylorswift13

what kimmy said

my trivia team got every single question right tonight. my first perfect game. wow. exhilarating

she didn’t go because she’s busy at home being pissed off at the seattle seahawks social media manager

omg let’s do a poll!!!! which thing is actually harmful, sharing unpublished unapproved pap pics of someone’s wedding or part of their life that they like to keep private, or a graphic of a friendship bracelet that says seahawks win, or both

i think it’s fun when everyone has a baseless meltdown about a made up issue

making pam’s dreams come true one text at a time

i’m sooo close to 4 million on twitter omg

i’m bored what if we looked up the definition of misogyny @MerriamWebster

imagine if you all cared as much about the midterm elections as you do about the seattle seahawks social media accounts

i wish i was as morally correct as some of the keyboard warriors i’ve seen on here today because wow the ethics police is out in full force