BREAKING: Dallas Baptist University has picked up former Arkansas head coach Chad Morris as the new head coach of Patriots football. #ChampionsforChrist
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Patriot Bass Fishing Team Qualifies for FLW College Fishing National Championship #Champions4Christ
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Pats win! Austin Bell leads a huge day at the plate in a 30-run outburst
DBU 30, AFA 7, Final
Couldn’t be accurate... DBU isn’t on list.
Early Top 25 (@SBNation):
1 Alabama
2 Georgia
3 Clemson
4 LSU
5 Oklahoma
6 Florida
7 Ohio St
8 Auburn
9 Michigan
10 Miss St
11 Wisconsin
12 ND
13 TAMU
14 PSU
15 Wash
16 Missouri
17 Utah
18 South Carolina
19 Miami
20 Oregon
21 Tennessee
22 Okla St
23 Mich St
24 Boise St
25 Iowa
No one:
DBU girl’s laptop:
✨𝔦𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭 𝔰𝔬 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔦✨
🌵🌵
✧ ✧ 🐶
✝️✝️
🅒🅞🅕🅕🅔🅔 + 🅙🅔🅢🅤🅢 🌻☕️
*minor issue occurs*
DBU students:
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Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)
— Hillsong United
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Ladies, if he:
-pretends he’s located in Dallas
-looks affordable
-has pretty buildings
-seems normal (ish)
-talks a lot about marriage
He’s not your man. He’s Dallas Baptist University.
*starts dating someone*
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me:
Proposes two months later
dude: hey i’m driving my car up the hill
freshman girl: teapaw.org/Chicks/status/10609520…
An extra hour to make curfew 😈 #DaylightSavings #Champions4Christ









