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Chronicling America's Foremost Douchebag, Donnie Trump, Boy President. Douchebagregator.

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Kakistocracy: government by the worst people merriam-webster.com/dictiona…
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The most riveting mob testimony since Sammy The Bull. #CohenHearing
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Rebranding of NAFTA went so well, he’s rebranding Independence Day. Many people are saying we should replace the stars on the flag with a gold “T"
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump24 Feb 2019
HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!
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Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) profile picturePaul Krugman
@paulkrugman5 Feb 2019
Give Trump credit for consistency: his "the worst and the dumbest" strategy of choosing personnel hasn't varied a bit, and now he's trying to bring it to the World Bank 1/ nytimes.com/2019/02/04/busin…
Trump to Nominate David Malpass to Lead the World Bank (Published 2019)

Trump to Nominate David Malpass to Lead the World Bank (Published 2019)

President Trump will unveil his choice of Mr. Malpass, the under secretary of the Treasury for international affairs, on Wednesday, administration officials said.

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Full meltdown this morning, mixed with lies about progress on the China trade talks
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Area Man Takes To Social Media To Promote Book That Disparages Him
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump29 Jan 2019
A low level staffer that I hardly knew named Cliff Sims wrote yet another boring book based on made up stories and fiction. He pretended to be an insider when in fact he was nothing more than a gofer. He signed a non-disclosure agreement. He is a mess!
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Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump24 Jan 2019
Nancy just said she “just doesn’t understand why?” Very simply, without a Wall it all doesn’t work. Our Country has a chance to greatly reduce Crime, Human Trafficking, Gangs and Drugs. Should have been done for decades. We will not Cave!
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What year is it?
Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) profile picturePhil Mattingly
@Phil_Mattingly25 Jan 2019
.@SecPompeo just announced that Elliot Abrams to lead U.S. efforts on Venezuela.
#MAGA until you drop
Cernovich (@Cernovich) profile pictureCernovich
@Cernovich25 Jan 2019
Trump is a broken man. It's over for him.
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What took her so long?
Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) profile pictureAnn Coulter
@AnnCoulter25 Jan 2019
Good news for George Herbert Walker Bush: As of today, he is no longer the biggest wimp ever to serve as President of the United States.
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ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) profile picture
ian bremmer
@ianbremmer25 Jan 2019
Threaten to kill NAFTA Revive NAFTA Declare victory! Threaten war with N Korea Make nice with N Korea Declare victory! Shut down government Reopen government Declare victory! #Winning
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Bryan Mac (@Bry_Mac) profile picture
Bryan Mac@Bry_Mac25 Jan 2019
Reminds me of the time I reached a deal with Michigan’s Law School whereby we agreed that I would attend a different law school.
Breaking News (@BreakingNews) profile pictureBreaking News
@BreakingNews25 Jan 2019
President Trump: "We have reached a deal to end the shutdown and reopen the federal government." pscp.tv/w/1lPKqdwNLpZxb
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Olivia Nuzzi
@Olivianuzzi25 Jan 2019
I’m getting whiplash turning back and forth from watching him to reading the prompter
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Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) profile picture
Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson25 Jan 2019
Pin this.
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump3 Dec 2018
“I will never testify against Trump.” This statement was recently made by Roger Stone, essentially stating that he will not be forced by a rogue and out of control prosecutor to make up lies and stories about “President Trump.” Nice to know that some people still have “guts!”
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Roger down. No worries, he will thrive in prison
The D Chronicles, LLC. (@DBagChron) profile pictureThe D Chronicles, LLC.@DBagChron29 Oct 2017
Life in Prison: A Speculative Thread teapaw.org/DBagChron/status/88480…
#Weezer #TealAlbum I am so happy right now itunes.apple.com/us/album/no…
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Max Boot 🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@MaxBoot) profile picture
Max Boot 🇺🇦🇺🇸
@MaxBoot13 Jan 2019
I can’t think of anything that would exonerate Trump aside from the difficulty of grasping what once would have seemed unimaginable: that a president of the United States could actually have been compromised by a hostile foreign power. My latest: wapo.st/2VStYYP
Opinion | Here are 18 reasons Trump could be a Russian asset

Opinion | Here are 18 reasons Trump could be a Russian asset

If Trump isn’t actually a Russian agent, he is doing a pretty good imitation of one.

washingtonpost.com
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Literally the first Trump Tweet I like. I knew Donnie would get there someday
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump13 Jan 2019
Wish I could share with everyone the beauty and majesty of being in the White House and looking outside at the snow filled lawns and Rose Garden. Really is something - SPECIAL COUNTRY, SPECIAL PLACE!
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William Shakespeare@Wwm_Shakespeare13 Jan 2019
Far from this place let ugly treason lie!
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Always a tweet.
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump1 Sep 2016
Mexico will pay for the wall!
Does he know Amazon is very popular?
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump12 Jan 2019
I just watched a Fake reporter from the Amazon Washington Post say the White House is “chaotic, there does not seem to be a strategy for this Shutdown. There is no plan.” The Fakes always like talking Chaos, there is NONE. In fact, there’s almost nobody in the W.H. but me, and...
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