🎶LONG LIVE LONGNECKS & LONGHORN STEER🎶
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Here’s The Truth about the state of Longhorns & Aggy:
Longhorns = Blueblood
Aggy = Blueballs 🥶🥶
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Why Blueballs? Because they never quite get that Euphoric Finish
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Trump can’t remember which of his sons runs World Liberty Financial: lanky, chinless, or new guy? @jonstewart
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Elon Musk spent $474 Million and Texas still turned blue and he spent $44 Billion and everyone still calls it Twitter
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Tonight, I make a solemn promise to every single Texan. Whether you voted for me or Governor Abbott, or felt so betrayed by a broken politics that you did not vote at all.
Hear what Texas said today, loud and clear: Your government belongs to you. And as your governor, I will never forget it. There will be no special set of rules for the wealthy and powerful. No looking the other way when someone in my own party does wrong.
The trust you have placed in me tonight is not a blank check. It is a sacred responsibility. And I intend to earn it every single day.
Roll Him Out!!
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Way To Go, Buddy! We all knew you were going places. Congratulations on going to Washington DC House
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Don’t it make your Red State Blue!
Crystal Gayle Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue 1977 HQ youtu.be/udEZ_JjNz4E?is=X89O… via @YouTube
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