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Proud dad of Isabel and Alfred husband of Hannah and loyal supporter of West Ham

Canterbury, Kent
Joined February 2009
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I've got a funny feeling he ain't going to the match tonight 🤔😂🤣
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I knew it…
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We are delighted to announce the signing of Brazilian winger Luis Guilherme from Palmeiras 🇧🇷 The 18-year-old will complete his move tomorrow when the transfer window opens, subject to international clearance and work permit.

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Get In!!! @shedseven - ‘A Matter Of Time’ is NUMBER 1!!! Nobody deserves this more!!! 🙌🏽❤️ LOVE YOU BOYS!!! Xxx
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OMG. Amazing scenes in Shed world. This is going to take some time to compute…. Number effing 1
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Have to say, I thought the Freiburg fans were brilliant last night. Fair play.
Freiburg fans singing “Last Christmas” by Wham #westham #whufc #topoftheleague
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This Heritage guy knows what’s what. Many thanks Stuart.
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The standings in the German second division are *incredibly* satisfying
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It’s the anniversary of the Greatest Goal You’ve Never Seen: Ricky Otto for Southend at Oakwell, 1993. He’s got absolutely no business scoring from there. No business at all…
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32 years ago today Stuart Slater did this under the floodlights at Upton Park. Hoof, head, hit. Deary me. What a fucking goal that is.
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Today is the day! Series 2 of #GoesWrongShow begins on @BBCOne tonight at 8:30pm. I cannot wait for it to go out! Really hope everyone enjoys watching these new episodes as much as we enjoyed making them :-) – at Islington, London
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Never forget this bit of gold, @petercrouch 🤣
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EEEEEEEEEEEEASY! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Never in my life have I been prouder to be English than when I heard a pub full of people erupt into cheers after seeing a 10 year old German girl crying in the crowd.
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Delighted to be dubbing Alan Partridge into French, Spanish, Italian and Greek, for wholly legitimate and authentic reasons 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇬🇷
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It’s the hope that kills you... #COYI
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Didn't know Messi was born in Warrington 🥵😂 another W and a superb performance from the team again ❤️💪🏿 we keep going 👑
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MY SKIPPER❤️ 400 appearances in the premier league is a unbelievable achievement. Owe this man a lot for what he’s done for me, special player & person. Here is too another 100😉!!
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The beginning ⚒
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