Kelly 𓅪 🇪🇺 💙🤍💚💛

Since I’m currently feeling very smiley & incredibly nostalgic, I’m going to bore you all once again with my epic (I think it’s epic anyway) #Frasier story aka the moment my soul left my body: 1/

BAGGIES!!!!!! #WBA

At Christmas my brother got me some dollars. I said to my Mom “Where do I put these where I don’t forget?” She told me, I put them away, she told me she wouldn’t forget where I’d put them. Do you have any suggestions for where that might have been because I can’t find them?

Tell me you’re planning on having a cheeky wank in the pictures without telling me. Seriously, who picks this seat in a fairly empty screen? He’s definitely planning on playing with himself!

My #HarryPotter binge is being interrupted by a side quest to watch #Wicker at the pictures because I NEED to see Olivia Colman knob a Alexander Skarsgård shaped tree

My Dad wants me to leave my Mom’s engagement ring at home but with my Nan’s wedding ring on top of it, the only way they will come off (especially in any heat) is if someone cuts my finger off! And she wore it there every year without stressing about it so I’m doing the same.

I FOUND A PAIR OF JEANS!!! Now to do four weeks worth of washing in a few days! I want to take my Nasty Woman t-shirt with me again but my Mom was always concerned I was going to get into a fight by wearing it.

If you were me, back in February 2026 with everything that was going on, where would you have put all the jeans you own? Answers on a postcard!