David Hannant

🚨Career update klaxon 🚨 Thrilled and utterly relieved to be starting up at my first new workplace since 2015. From later this month I will be NewsWire’s reporter in Adelaide, reporting on all things that move in SA. Can’t wait to get started!

Just get it to Kenny on the halfway line ffs #ncfc

Years ago, I promised @DanGrimmer24 that before I left the EDP I’d get a gritter named after him. Today it can be revealed that I’m officially a man of my word! Never managed to get Carlton Cole to visit Carlton Colville though - my one big regret… edp24.co.uk/news/25610417.ne…

Adelaide’s annual Christmas parade appears to have a tradition of chalk painting on the pavement. Felt rude not to give it a touch of yella n green #ncfc

Well #ncfc, this is what you’ve driven me to. You can start winning games again now.

Call this an overreaction, but think I might move to Australia to avoid watching any more of that #ncfc

Feel like there’s a great drinking game in this interview… #ncfc

Good news: Here's YOUR chance to work in the best newsroom in England. Better news (for you): You won't have to work with me - after 10 years my time at the @EDP24 is coming to an end on October 24. Apply here to fill my shoes! Aco.uk/en/postings/17c8942a-… careers.newsquest.co.uk/en/p…

Had tickets to go and see @nickcope4 in Diss last week, which was postponed because he was poorly. Gig has since been rearranged to a date we can’t make - so he took to time to record a personalised video for my son. Thank you so much, Nick, what an absolute hero!

At least we now know when we’re inevitably 1-0 down against West Brom with 80 minutes gone next week we can switch off the floodlights and have another crack a few weeks later… #ncfc

80 minutes on the clock. Blackburn 1-0 up against 10 men. If my understanding of Duckworth Lewis is sound I make that 6-0 to Rovers. Surely common sense has to prevail?

If somebody could kindly go and do this to Ben Knapper’s phone I would be grateful. #ncfc

If that Onel video is him canvassing for a new contract after all, I’m sold. Pay as you play, free coffee and omelettes from the Conley canteen, start him against Ipswich, sub him at the same time they sub Nunez 😂 #ncfc

For all things in life there’s a Simpsons joke… #ncfc

I may be clutching at straws here, but how often do details of the exact financial structure of a deal come out before things go through..? Is it possible the Núñez stuff has been put out there to tempt a gazumper..? #ncfc

May as well share my column since it’s a quiet night in the #ncfc universe edp24.co.uk/sport/25418862.d…

Our list of results this season is starting to read like it’s a sound check…1-2, 1-2, 1-2, 1-2… Incidentally @ncfcnumbers any idea when our first four games of a season last had identical results? #ncfc

Smart as these new kits are, why do designers always have to insist on adapting the badge to match the colour scheme? For me, I’d rather have the badge look out of place but at least be in our colours. Heritage should trump fashion every time #ncfc