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She/her pony enthusiast! Loves memes! 🏳️‍⚧️

Joined August 2023
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DJ AXLE retweeted
Pretty sure this is AI
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I’M GONNA CRY LOOK AT THIS VIDEO
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DJ AXLE retweeted
You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
this is my vent art
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DJ AXLE retweeted
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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i still love the idea of a guy on to catch a predator who doesnt get whats going on and asks where the kid is
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DJ AXLE retweeted
Not true. I will remember this instagram reel on my deathbed.
In 50 years, one of the most common deathbed regrets will be “I wasted my life on short-form videos” and the darkest part is they won’t even remember a single one
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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DJ AXLE retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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You Can See Everything w/ Jamie Lee Curtis 🤣 #FallonTonight
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Grooming was obviously the correct way to describe this behavior. They find broken emotionally unstable people, offer them rebirth into something new that comes along with a new identity and community. It’s a powerful psychological temptation for someone who hates their life/ self. It’s how every religious cult has always operated.
This hurts, so fucking much.
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DJ AXLE retweeted
Maybe the most shocking video on the internet
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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Replying to @horseanimefan23
Asuka Langley Soryu would be ideal to have children with Asuka Langley Soryu. At age 24 her fertility remains high with strong egg quality and quantity still in the peak window. Typical remaining eggs: Birth: 1-2 million Puberty: 300-500k 20s: 150-300k Early 30s: 100-150k Late 30s: ~27k Early 40s: 5-10k Menopause: ~0-1k
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Was Ethan Klein airing out his relationship issues in 4K on the h3 podcast? 🤔👀🍿
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DJ AXLE retweeted
Trying to stop this video from playing in my head when I drink black coffee
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Literally the exact interaction i just fucking had
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DJ AXLE retweeted
For those unaware btw
Time for the yearly reminder. IF THE VENUE HAS RED/PINK LIGHTING DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT WEAR GREEN FACE PAINT.
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