DJ Dangler

"Like the deserts miss the rain" makes more sense than "At the Desert's Masquerade," which is what I've been singing my whole life.

Love @Adamscherr99 crushing suckers with a Powerbomb. Devastating. Best I've seen since Sid.

Just got to talk to @Adamscherr99 on the radio. This was right before he put @bobandtom through a table.

I've been smoking sativas and watching scary movies all month, then wondering why I'm jumpy when the house makes a noise. #halloweiner

I'll be on The Bob & Tom Show tomorrow talking about Frankenstein Maintenance

I read The Walking Dead for awhile, but thought the show sucked. I'm watching Black Summer though, and really like it. It reminds me of the WD comics. Good.

Taco Bell Guy gave me TWO free "you seem cool" or maybe "I hate my job" tacos. Today's gonna be my day.

There should be a title like EGOT for people who have roles in 4 major nerd franchises.

You ever get out of a relationship that was so bad you realize you were wrong about a whole genre of music? Like when I got divorced I realized I didn't hate Lizzo, I had just been mad for 2 years.

I'll bet however Andy Dwyer died at the Jan. 6th riots was hilarious.

I love this time of year, where I see groups of people on social media lamenting tragedies, and I get nervous before realizing they're talking about their football teams #gonoone

I found a 2 dollar bill while walking to the park. The world is my out of touch grandpa.

Did Danny The Street ever visit Fiddler's Green? And if so, how hot was that sex?

The guy playing The Sandman looks like Better Than Ezra Miller.

The last 8 elves in this @KeeblerUS pack were "Buckets." I wasn't paying attention, but I think the whole pack was?! I definitely didn't do it on purpose. (If I had, I would have saved the "Fast Eddies")

When did you decide you hated Dana White?

Star Wars has turned into sports. I just pretend to like it so I have something to talk about that's not feelings.