Kid asked me to sing to him in bed to keep him safe from the monsters. About 2/3rds of the way through Somewhere Over the Rainbow he stops me and says, "no monsters, is ok". Little shit would rather get eaten than listen to my singing. #myson #icantsing

A phone call was what it took!

Protesting to get thelockdown ended is like hosting an orgy to eradicate STDs #covid19nsw #lockdownSydney #sydneyprotest

Just told my 4yo that he was handsome. He rolled his eyes and said "not again". #toddlerlife #myson #fml

Hope @Airbnb has something to say about this

Looks like the devil's gone down in Georgia! #USElection2020 #GEORGIA #USElection #DumpTrump #CountEveryVote #CountAllTheVotes

Watching the reports of the #BLM protests I often cry. Mostly for sadness or frustration but sometimes for happiness as the stories of people caring for people emerge. For example the reports of people opening their homes in Swann St last night. #BlackLivesMatter #USprotests

Hey America. When you were voting to make America great again, is this what you had in mind? Asking for the world. #maga #trump #USPolitics #USPoliceBrutality #usprotests

My son having the time of his life making daddy drag him around the Fire Gardens last night. . . #firegardens #adelaidefestival #adelaidebotanicgardens #myson @ Adelaide Botanic Garden instagram.com/p/B9pyTkfBlOs/… – at Adelaide, South Australia

Legend

Hubby just loaded the dishwasher. Which means I now have to go and do it properly. Don’t tell him this, it’s nice to let him think he helping. #MarriedLife – at Adelaide, South Australia

Arrived at @AdelaideAirport today at 2pm. After delay, cancelled flight, new flight delayed I’m now expecting to arrive in #Melbourne at 10pm. I could have driven. @VirginAustralia really not doing well today. Especially bad is the lack of communication with passengers. #fail – at Adelaide, South Australia

Holy crap, what a great night out at the @micomfestival! Started the evening with @lazysusan and finished with @NealPortenza. Both so funny, my ribs are literally hurting! Please get out and see them both. #MICF #micf2019 – at Melbourne, Victoria

Saw the hilarious @TheGarryStarr in Conquers Troy at the @MalthouseMelb tonight. I’ve never seen a show that is both so clever and so stupid. What a brilliant show, go while you can! #MICF #MICF2019 – at Melbourne, Victoria

The StandUp SmackDown is coming to @gluttony_fringe in just a few weeks... #fringefestival #adlfringe #adelaidefringe #fyrefestival #fyrefraud #adlfringe2019 #adelaide #yomumma #ripl @adlfringe #sickburn #dropthemic – at Adelaide, South Australia