Dixon Cider

A thread of the games I’ve played for the first time recently, & a few thoughts I had on them 🧵

Saw a dude with hydraulics on his Oldsmobile today

I’m not serving you coffee

Get humbled, nerds youtube.com/shorts/3qfme363r…

This one was recently added to Xbox Game Pass, so I highly recommend checking it out

Only pussies need beard oil

@remedygames I will never forgive you for turning Alan Wake into fucking Resident Evil. The gameplay from the first game was incredibly fun, satisfying, and original. AW2 is a slap in the face to fans & basically a resident evil wannabe. Firebreak was also a huge L

Alan Wake 2 is a major disappointment as far as gameplay goes. They had awesome gameplay in the first one - so good it made a spin-off that stood on gameplay alone (American nightmare) and it was fantastic. Alan Wake 2 just feels like a resident evil knock off. It hurts so much

I never really get on here anymore. It definitely feels bad. I need to find somewhere better to post my game clips, if anywhere. I’d prefer YouTube but I don’t have the patience to edit my clips so I just save them endlessly

The Sam Raimi spider-man movies were the best idc what anybody says

Good job to the idiots on Snapchat running the “Minute Screen” page, accidentally crediting an actor who died this year to something they weren’t in lol. Couldn’t do 5 seconds of research to figure out that Nicky Katt wasnt in GTA IV, that was Kat Williams

I couldn’t care less about gta 6 in comparison to the prospect of Max Payne 4 or Bully 2

Fuck Trump, Fuck the national guard, fuck the marines, and fuck ICE. Idc what you think of me for saying so - fuck them all.

My whole life is just waiting for the next thing and I’m kind of sick of it

The FDA banning red 40 among other terrible synthetic dyes is such a massively big win & I want to shout it from the rooftops

Fuck Nintendo for making the market like this, and Fuck everyone else for bending and saying “well if they can so can we” instead of trying to say “this is wrong”

There are so many games that make me feel like “yeah this is fun, but I’m not really being pulled in”. And I’ll play them once and then never pick them back up because there’s just so many other games that do a better job of keeping me engaged.