@DJSlizzard

I’m not a DJ but I am a menace. why are you taking me seriously I didn’t ask you to do that 🦂📍chicago

 Lizz with two z's (she/her)
Joined February 2011
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my friend is at a fancy wedding in NYC and I absolutely lost my mind at this shrimp luge. so unsettling
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Jules 🪐@schumisnoopyOct 24
this must be the plate
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KFC
@kfcOct 21
uhm
Lydia Kauppi
@lydiakauppiOct 18
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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V - CHICAGO PHOTOGRAPHER@vsidaugaiteOct 19
October in Chicago
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Barry Butler Photography@barrybutler9Oct 20
Tuesday in the Colors of Autumn in Chicago. #weather #news #chicago
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I will not stop thinking about You Can See Everything for at least a few days
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bf is ZOOMIN back home from Michigan tomorrow (5 hours) so we can go see the Nathan Fielder doc in the afternoon bc it’s the soonest I can see it this week. That’s true love baby
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M.@blndvntOct 12
how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it
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went to home depot to get turf cut for my lil patio. last time they completely fucked up the size. i firmly explained the dimensions and had them show me on the cutting machine that they were cutting the right size. and after triple checking....they still cut me the wrong size :)
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Chicagoooo come to my comedy show this Wednesday! 7pm at Blind Barber!!! Everyone on the lineup is funnier than Shane Gillis’s monologue was on Saturday night: hackjobcomedy.com

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Lion@LionInCrisisOct 6
animals staring at the trail cam a thread:
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you know what we need more of in Wicker Park? coffee shops 😍 there are not enough within a half mile radius 😍😍
B Talent@minc798Sep 29
Brooklyn's Blank Street Coffee is coming to Chicago - at the former Starbucks at North/Milwaukee/Damen in Wicker Park That Starbucks closed about a year ago when Starbucks closed a bunch of stores all across the US Blank Street also has a handful of stores in Boston and 1 in LA
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octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanSep 29
Getting a couple of McRibs removed so I can get my McNuggets in my mouth
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octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanSep 28
I’ve shit my pants a lot and I’ll tell you nothing beats the felling of shitting in my Kirkland jeans
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kelly@BoyYeetsWorldSep 25
The bar is playing a boring episode I’m pulling up a different one
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ntm on Peacock’s recommendation game
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Lizz lore I lost my v card to this song lmfao
RNB RADAR
@rnbradarSep 22
19 years ago today, J. Holiday's 'Bed' hit No.1 on the R&B chart.
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veazy (evil era)
@vzdztSep 24
LMAOOO
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have a cold and started my period. thank god I have a competent boyfriend who got me Sudafed and is making me carbonara
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Nicole McLaughlin
@nicolemclovinSep 21
heels inspired by the family computer room
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uncle ric
@ihatethiskidSep 18
Every time your algorithm starts showing you street fights, road rage, body cam or Karen videos you need to get off your phone. That shit is turning everyone insane
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