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@DKCUPA

I am an artist, not an entertainer. he/him/sir Coming in your ears every DKCU matchday

 DeKalb, IL
Joined April 2018
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"Daddy, is soccer balls day?" #dkcu #icanthearyou @dkcunited
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There's a lesson in here somewhere
Billingham Town FC (@BillinghamTown) profile pictureBillingham Town FC
@BillinghamTown19 Oct 2025
Hi Lawrence, you're right ☹️ I had a few too many beers yesterday and tried to make a humorous post in the name of 'banter'. I appreciate I may have upset a lot of people so I'd like to take this moment to apologise TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY! THE BILLY TOWN ADMIN DOES WHAT HE WANTS 🔵⚪️
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Inter Miami News Hub (@Intermiamicfhub) profile pictureInter Miami News Hub
@Intermiamicfhub2 Aug 2025
Rodrigo De Paul to Inter Miami Son Heung-min to LAFC (rumored) Thomas Müller to Vancouver (rumored) The Messi Effect is real. MLS is transforming before our eyes 🔥🇺🇸⚽️
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John 🌽⚽️ (@CoachHall10) profile pictureJohn 🌽⚽️@CoachHall1030 Jul 2025
The 2026 campaign started tonight. 🌽⚽️🤝 @dkcunited @midwestpl @UWSSoccer
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Klonopin Centaur (@facetedcarapace) profile pictureKlonopin Centaur@facetedcarapace26 Jun 2025
It's jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland
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I am in The Atlantic pub. Positively reeks of @PeterWilt1 x
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Excellent. More Brits is exactly what the league needs. Approved
Midwest Premier League (@midwestpl) profile pictureMidwest Premier League@midwestpl7 Nov 2024
🔴⚫ We are excited to welcome Duncan Riddle as the new Midwest Premier League Commissioner. 📰 Announcement: midwestpl.com/2024/11/07/mid…
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Get involved
gopackjo (@gopackjo) profile picturegopackjo
@gopackjo18 Oct 2024
USA needs 165 runs in 120 balls to beat Nepal in Texas. Watch it live, and free, on Willow Sports. Available on the "Free Live Sports" app on Roku and Amazon Fire. And on Fubo TV. @usacricket @CricketNep @willowtv
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The irony
James Nalton (@JDNalton) profile pictureJames Nalton@JDNalton21 Sep 2024
Barbie-themed banner on show at Yankee Stadium ahead of New York City FC vs Inter Miami. "Don't be plastic! Miami fan. Messi sold separately. Support your local club." #NYCFC
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I hate this sport
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It's the commentary that makes this, I think
DeKalb County United - @dkcunited blue (@dkcunited) profile pictureDeKalb County United - @dkcunited blue@dkcunited10 Sep 2024
I mean ...
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God Save The King
Kate Cronin (@Katie_Cronin) profile pictureKate Cronin@Katie_Cronin5 Sep 2024
Hello from Northampton Crown Court where a defendant has just vaped in the court room, verbally abused the prosecution barrister and told the judge to fuck off. They’re not even sure how he got in here as he was refused entry to the building for being drunk.
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To all who celebrate
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Never change, homeland
YouGov (@YouGov) profile pictureYouGov
@YouGov10 Aug 2024
27% of Britons reckon that they could qualify for a sport at the 2028 Olympics, if they started training today % saying they would definitely/probably qualify for... 10m Air Rifle: 15% Archery: 13% Badminton: 10% Table tennis: 9% Rowing: 7% 100m sprint: 6% Road race: 6% 100m Breaststroke: 6% Trampoline: 6% Shot Put: 5% Cycle sprint: 5% Dressage: 5% Fencing: 5% Golf: 5% Volleyball: 5% Basketball: 4% Football: 4% Windsurfing: 4% Triathlon: 4% Water polo: 4% Rhythmic Gymnastics: 3% Artistic Gymnastics: 3% Diving: 3% Rugby Sevens: 3% Skateboarding: 3% yougov.co.uk/sport/articles/…
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"Ladies and gentlemen, you may now leave Iowa"
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Good evening ladies
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Kevin Baum@kevinbaum01330 Jul 2024
Why do we even have a Second Amendment?
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Have you looked at the bottom of it?
John 🌽⚽️ (@CoachHall10) profile pictureJohn 🌽⚽️@CoachHall1030 Jul 2024
Have you looked at the top of the @midwestpl Heartland Division 1 standings? Bavs, House and Adria all in it. 🤝
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Friend of yours @JosephusTv ?
BBC Sport (@BBCSport) profile pictureBBC Sport
@BBCSport30 Jul 2024
One competitor is willing to go to extreme lengths to compete in the triathlon at #Paris2024, even if he's faced with the pollution issues in the River Seine ⚠️ #Olympics #BBCOlympics
Team USA triathlete Seth Rider speaks about taking part in the triathlon in the River Siene, stating, "We know that there's going to be some E. coli exposure, so I just try to increase my E. coli threshold by exposing myself to a bit of E. coli in your day-to-day life. Just little things throughout your day, like, not washing your hands after you go to the bathroom and stuff like this."

ALT Team USA triathlete Seth Rider speaks about taking part in the triathlon in the River Siene, stating, "We know that there's going to be some E. coli exposure, so I just try to increase my E. coli threshold by exposing myself to a bit of E. coli in your day-to-day life. Just little things throughout your day, like, not washing your hands after you go to the bathroom and stuff like this."

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This is not how to build up resistance to E. Coli but it is a good way to spread it and other diseases. Ignore this chap. Wash your hands. who.int/news-room/fact…
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How many people does it take to bring you the USASA National Cup finals this weekend, you ask? This is just SOME of the media team.
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