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@DMVFootballGuy

DMV sports. Commanders, Wizards, Capitals, Orioles. Professional Ball Knower. Searching for KD. Followed by Kangaroo Jack star Jerry O’Connell, SQL Certified

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Joined January 2026
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Best uniforms in the NATION
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Why can’t Denny Hamlin’s pit crew and team ever make a decision that helps him out?
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They got me happens the best of us.
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The NBA Cup starts now! Popcorn is at the ready.
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See you in 2028 baseball!
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The Wizards are shooting 62% from the field in games AJ Dybansta plays in. I’ve seen enough and will return in June.
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AJ Dybansta is a good kid 👍
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Tyson Bagent to the Cardinals? Sources are sketchy and cannot be named.
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Saquan Barkeley has more fantasy points tonight (11.9) than he has all season.
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Extremely dissaoounted that the 76ers are actually as good on the court as they are on paper. Still doesn’t excuse LeBron’s blatant disrespect of our nation during the anthem.
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Disappointed*
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Happy Wizards war day to all who celebrate. Hammering the spread btw take.
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HAHA CALEB WILLIAMS MAKES STUPID MISTAKES UNDER PRESSURE!!!!!
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Breaking news, the Washington Wizards have announced a residency over .500. The Capital One Arena is going to make a lot of money this spring.
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If you took Ty Gerome for King of the Court, I want to shake your hand you sick fuck.
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Shoutout Ant Man 🐜🐜🐜 #KingOfTheCourt
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The Washington Wizards are your 2027 NBA Champions!!! 🏆
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I still have unwavering faith. Let’s win the bye week, then win the division. #RaiseHail
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Welcome to the dog house CMC!
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