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vindicated robot enthusiast find me places @ Tsiegtiez he/him

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Joined February 2009
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Replying to @ZachInMillioke
Love how when Rudyard Kipling saw Lake Superior he just said “man that shit just ain’t right”
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its so annoying when you think you're reading a take about some real social phenomenon and then find out that theyre actually just mad about cartoons
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tax season is coming up so remember, as per IRS Publication 17, you must report all your bribes, treasure map finds, illegal activities, kickbacks, and theft as "Other Income"
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my bf started wearing this wired headband bc his hair got long and he like randomly got a panic attack and i told him its bc of his headband and he said nah so he put it back on and got another panic attack like yeah it was the headband girl
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this is how i lie to my parents.
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marriage is so scary because what if she doesn't like the floor plan
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Me and 20 older Vietnamese men smoking cigarettes and throwing down crumpled cash at your daughter’s little league game
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goku you cant be saying that
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Pope Leo XIV met with American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in a private audience on Wednesday, November 4.
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nnng no …. stop … we’re both knights ~ CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCL
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how aragorn was moving at certain times
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They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.
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I'm enjoying all the libbing out but there's very much a large background anxiety happening that's kind of both exemplified and amplified by having my windows open to this 74°F early November afternoon
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just doing one of these all day
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EP1の感想
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dogs will start shooting cops
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