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I was not at all ready for this to happen in the middle of this album
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Replying to @ZachInMillioke
Love how when Rudyard Kipling saw Lake Superior he just said “man that shit just ain’t right”
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its so annoying when you think you're reading a take about some real social phenomenon and then find out that theyre actually just mad about cartoons
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tax season is coming up so remember, as per IRS Publication 17, you must report all your bribes, treasure map finds, illegal activities, kickbacks, and theft as "Other Income"

ALT A clip from IRS Publication 17 listing types of "Other Income" including: Bribes, Found Property, Illegal Activities, Kickbacks, and Stolen property, there are descriptions and examples of where to put them whether in Schedule 1 if they're your main employment or Schedule C if from self employment.
my bf started wearing this wired headband bc his hair got long and he like randomly got a panic attack and i told him its bc of his headband and he said nah so he put it back on and got another panic attack like yeah it was the headband girl
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Me and 20 older Vietnamese men smoking cigarettes and throwing down crumpled cash at your daughter’s little league game
I'm enjoying all the libbing out but there's very much a large background anxiety happening that's kind of both exemplified and amplified by having my windows open to this 74°F early November afternoon
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