@DSOsSecretary

The DSO's secretary, designated morning drinks runner, and most tired employee. (Profile pic made using Maddel's Picrew).

 The DSO - Admin is 18
Joined June 2026
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π€π§π¨π­π‘πžπ« πƒπšπ², π€π§π¨π­π‘πžπ« π’π­πšπœπ€ 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐀
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I can't sleep. Ah, darn.
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It's justβ€”what if something happens while I'm asleep? What if he comes here? What if I don'tβ€” ...It's, worrying.
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Oh, goodness. There's nothing I can do about that, I'm afraid.
* ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝄑 𝐋 𝐀 𝐂 𝐊 β•± 𝐋 𝐄 𝐀 𝒯 𝐇 𝐄 𝐑.@liquorisme10h
i'm no legal genius but even a kid understands what a breach of contract is. my prior requests for vacations were all denied citing 〝 critical staffing needs γ€ž. come on, the dso can afford to live without me for a week. *🀨
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If I were to (hypothetically) get murdered, whose going to make the Mr. Kennedy's actually do their paperwork? (Nate, I'm trying to joke.)
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No means no, Mr. Kennedy! If I can qhandle politicians scolding me, you can handle paperwork, at least.
* ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝄑 𝐋 𝐀 𝐂 𝐊 β•± 𝐋 𝐄 𝐀 𝒯 𝐇 𝐄 𝐑.@liquorisme10h
come on, haven't i done enough π–€  i deserve a one week vacation for everything you guys put me through. no, a month even.
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I'm so fucked. I'm so, so fucked.
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I'm going to have a horrific day at work tomorrow.
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[STATEMENT OF EVIDENCE REGARDING @dsoanderson] ellipsus.com/read/PBRzjK26Yv…
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Adrian Slater retweeted
h@jamtoastaurchaiOct 27
Good morning. The horrors persist but you know what else persists? That’s right. Fuckass 9-5 routine
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There's definitely bruising. Awh, darn.
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"you're allowed to relax, you know" you don't get it my skeleton will hatch
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I'm also down for the count, it's friendly fire!
ΚŸα΄‡α΄Ι΄ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ (α΄œΙ΄α΄‡α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄Κα΄‡α΄…) πŸͺ¦πŸ•ŠοΈ@liquorandsnark19h
Calling me names when I'm down for the count. Don't let that cute poodle act fool you, folks.
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Also, I'm not a poodle. But, if I was, I think the consensus might be that I am cute... For some reason.
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I'm being framed. To be clear, Mr. Leon S. Kennedy is a freak, and faulting me for following his obvious hints.
ΚŸα΄‡α΄Ι΄ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ (α΄œΙ΄α΄‡α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄Κα΄‡α΄…) πŸͺ¦πŸ•ŠοΈ@liquorandsnark19h
My back! Get your mind outta the gutter.
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/ #lmk i wanna establish some Connections
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/ hi who fw jack idk lmk
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I can't sleep, but doing anything hurtsβ€”can't I catch a break?!
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// Admin is kinda sick, so if anything seems incoherent, have mercy on me okay thanks
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I'm trying to sleep. We'll see how it goes...
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Adrian Slater retweeted
β€” ALAN.@dsoandersonOct 27
βœ°β€”clem just a pov of adrian yesterday
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