Taylor swift as different types of imaging studies. A thread.

Student loan repayments have become the most confusing part of my life. Like what even is MOHELA? When I log in there are 14,000 updates/messages/confusions. They are going to make us all give up and just pay them, aren’t they?? THIS IS ALL PART OF THE EVIL PLAN

me: so….. i just keep these at my house? like in a drawer? gastroenterologist handing me envelope of colonoscopy report containing pictures of my colon and anus: yes exactly! me: gastro: me: gastro: i keep mine on my nightstand

staff: can we hire more staffing help we are stretched so thin admin:

non-radiologists: let me just take a listen with my stethoscope the stethoscope:

HAPPY MATCH DAY EVERYONE WHERE ARE ALL MY NEW SHADOWGAZERS AT

Son, 3: hey mom can I wipe my yogurt on the wall Wife: no I’ll get you a napkin Son: ok. Hey mom there’s yogurt on the wall

probably gonna get a CTA too tbh

Biggest pet peeves in all of medicine. Go

I don’t know why I’m so shocked every time I taste baby food The package will literally say “ingredients: peaches.” And I’ll try it and be like holy shit that tastes EXACTLY like a peach

If you have Amazon (who doesn’t) and type in “thank my driver” and click the top result, your most recent deliverer will get a $5 bonus. Not huge, but a fast way to spread some Christmas cheer!

HELLO CHICAGO #RSNA2023

interviewer: so why are you interested in radiology me:

Enjoyed this book. A lot!

Other specialties get so excited when radiology misses things. 😂 “Ah ha! Got ya! See, we don’t need you! We read our own!” Also I’m actually trying to imagine a world where I would post pictures of surgical complications with flippant captions. Like wtf?

radiology bout to take over the hospital

neurology: time is brain cardiology: time is muscle dermatology: time is best spent on the golf course