I didn't see a country that was broken tonight. Let the chap who organised tonight's events run the country and let's see what happens.
#RemembranceDay
So yet another #Ulysses arrives, and my wife's eyebrows are raised through the roof. – at Lunsford's Cross, England
A nice @NewStatesman reader drops me a line to explain the new editorial direction. – at Bexhill, England
Replying to @DSinck @stephenpollard
You mean towards people who give a shit about human beings you cunt.
And so, as @NewStatesman goes absolutely tonto, it's over to the @spectator . – at Lunsford's Cross, England
From the Vintage Radio Times page on Fb: who knew the great dictator was such a fan of the JY Prog @DrMatthewSweet?
For a second I thought that was @edvaizey interviewing Denholm Elliott!
Percy, 1971. Starring Hywel Bennett, Denholm Elliott, Elke Somer, Britt Ekland and a host of familiar names. Bennett is Edwin who receives the first penis transplant, a large one naturally... Music by Ray Davies and The Kinks. The Monthly Film Bulletin wrote: "The advertising campaign which paved the way for Percy by inviting us to guess its length seemed reprehensible enough but was still inadequate preparation for the unadulterated salacity of the film itself. Edwin's first waking vision of the Post Office Tower sets the tone for a fusillade of barrack-room humour that repeats and twists practically every joke ever made about male genitalia, then caps this by having comedian Arthur English stand up and recite what would appear to be an anthology of the gags that didn't make the grade for the scenario."
How did the Nobel Literature judges miss this collection? Stick one of these in @NewYorker and wait for the reaction.
@official_jcc
This is why the Internet was invented.
My dog Mabel scored 95/100 on the Far-Right Dog Appraisal: “Hardliner of the Hedgerow” 🐕 Is YOUR dog far right? ismydogfarright.com/c/454WBQ…
Unlike David, I disagreed with Rob, once. He doesn't like it. – at Lunsford's Cross, England
Replying to @RobBurl
I agree with you, Rob. But it's worth bearing in mind that though football is very popular in this country, the majority of people don't give two hoots
What did @JohnCleese call that idiot businessman who took over Granada Television, sacked David Plowright and told the staff he wasn't interested in hearing about the brilliant programmes they had produced?
Time to update that description.
BBC to cut raft of Radio 4 programmes including You and Yours bbc.in/473sVLE
If, like me, you were sexually abused as a child, you'll be grateful forever that @childline exists and thankful to Esther Rantzen for her work in helping to make it happen.
And finally Cyril
And finally Esther, sleep well. – at Lunsford's Cross, England
I am so sorry. – at Lunsford's Cross, England
🚨 EXCL: Labour minister claims that visions of Britain based on warm ale, pubs, and black labradors are a 'far-Right' fantasy that 'never really existed’
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Seems odd to be reading this wonderful poem with shorts on and the patio doors wide open! Where is Autumn?
#bookpost – at Lunsford's Cross, England
Watching #70up? Raise a glass to Granada Television. – at Lunsford's Cross, England
Well, @gilescoren, once again they didn't listen to us. I get that you're a humble restaurant cricket and columnist, but i thought I had some influence. Alas.....#switzy #BookerPrize – at Lunsford's Cross, England

















