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MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu

@DaComicLuu

Junior Editor, Stand-Up Comedian, V.O Artist, MC For bookings [email protected]

 Cape Town
Instagram.com/dacomicluu
Joined December 2010
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MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu retweeted
NKOM'EHLAZA. (@TS_NKOS) profile picture
NKOM'EHLAZA.
@TS_NKOS17h
Yes,they were committing crimes in their own country,which made them much easier to trace didn’t it? Ngena la wena🚮😏
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 (@Shadaya_Knight) profile picture𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
@Shadaya_Knight19h
Crime has no nationality, these aren't Zimbabweans or Nigerians but South Africans 😑
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Ma’Ndlovu (@kekeletso_Ma) profile pictureMa’Ndlovu@kekeletso_Ma16h
Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.
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Spidyy°°🦋 (@fcb_spidyy) profile picture
Spidyy°°🦋@fcb_spidyy7h
"ballon d'or off all time"

Trophy-Less Celebrations On FIFA

Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile pictureCristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano9h
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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😂😂😂😂😂
Ngixoshiwe NgiseMachobeni. (@senegal_exit) profile pictureNgixoshiwe NgiseMachobeni.@senegal_exit5h
So I’ve been talking to this person for a good 2 months now (TikTok) Earlier today we went out ke. Bekumnandi bandla. I took pictures of ‘her’ ngoba ubengicelile. I then showed my friend ukuthi I’m on a date, wathi angibuke amahlombe. Turns out insizwa leyana 🫠💔
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your love for attention is truly remarkable when the birds were texting the number you were front in line now that the backlash has come you are changing sides simply remarkable
passion fruit🧚🏾‍♀️ (@untando__) profile picturepassion fruit🧚🏾‍♀️@untando__Oct 28
Being texted by the whole tl would frustrate me so much, ayikho into esingayilungisa after that yoh😭
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Mr Tonga🇿🇦 (@tonga__l) profile picture
Mr Tonga🇿🇦@tonga__lOct 27
KZN is fighting alone
Sihle Mavuso (@ZANewsFlash) profile pictureSihle Mavuso
@ZANewsFlashOct 27
WATCH: The scooter riders getting ready to leave Moore Road and got to Berea SAPS.
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Blissful✨ (@just_Enhle07) profile pictureBlissful✨
@just_Enhle07Oct 27
I told my friend her music taste is weird because she knows reggae songs lyrics, and she said she has a dad and I can’t relate.😭😭✋🏿
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Fifi (@NikumiMito) profile picture
Fifi@NikumiMitoOct 28
This is exactly what led to uber exiting the Ugandan and Nigerian markets
Black Nation♥️ (@_agneeess) profile pictureBlack Nation♥️
@_agneeessOct 27
He tried to request for bolt in Vaal in South Africa and the driver's reply got me😳
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Daniel (@General_D__) profile picture
Daniel
@General_D__Oct 28
Bought, not earned ✌🏾✌🏾
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 28
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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NoOne06 (@NotBasquiat06) profile picture
NoOne06@NotBasquiat0621h
Eh monna joh... deleta number ya dai mense off timeline O dira masepa that's why a vaile Move on
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El Forlán 🇹🇷 (@ElForlan2006) profile picture
El Forlán 🇹🇷
@ElForlan2006Oct 28
The Ballon d’Or has lost its credibility, but you’re busy defending it with €1 votes. 😭😂
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meg 🌸 (@megtheemessifan) profile picture
meg 🌸@megtheemessifanOct 27
IM CRINE RONALDINHO DIDNT GAF ABT ANYONE ELSE
mileee_🦁 (@checoversluvrr) profile picturemileee_🦁@checoversluvrrOct 27
He tried to involve himself in fights but they did not want him getting hurt 😭
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perfect angel (@tragic_endings_) profile picture
perfect angel@tragic_endings_Oct 27
“I hate having to defend a man…” Its genuinely so pathetic that women feel the need to performatively apologise for showing basic decency and empathy towards men Gender has truly rotted your brain
aalisha (@aalishamusic) profile pictureaalisha@aalishamusicOct 27
I hate having to defend a man but he did not deserve that and I’m impressed he handled it so kindly 😭
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Drew🩸 (@drewisforyouu) profile picture
Drew🩸
@drewisforyouuOct 28
craze??
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PAT (@Pats_Aura) profile picturePAT
@Pats_AuraOct 28
men, if i tell you to stop mid-thrust and you keep going because your pleasure matters more than my consent, that’s not passion, it’s sexual assault. my body is not yours to use against my will. when i say stop, you stop. consent doesn’t disappear just because we’ve already started. learn to listen, respect boundaries, and get tf off my body when i tell you to.
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Thendo Muloiwa (@MuloiwaThendo) profile picture
Thendo Muloiwa
@MuloiwaThendoOct 27
May this be the last time you ever break your silence. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 – at Makhado, South Africa
Le rata depth gore. (@Ketso28) profile pictureLe rata depth gore.
@Ketso28Oct 27
Breaking my silence .. We don’t need onions in boerwors rolls. THANK YOU. 🙏
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ˏ★ˎ@shaunnnskiiOct 28
u interact with 1 fucking tweet and twitter shows u EVERY variation of said tweet for the next 48 hours what is that about???
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christoph (@Halalcoholism) profile picture
christoph
@HalalcoholismOct 28
Sorry ma’am but I’m not planning to risk jail time based on my ability to “read the room”
PAT (@Pats_Aura) profile picturePAT
@Pats_AuraOct 26
Why don’t men understand that sometimes a girl says stop because she wants you to take the lead? We were making out on the bed, MUMU tried reaching for my pants, and I told him to stop. I wasn’t even struggling with him. This CLOWN actually stopped and ruined my whole mood. DOG , YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO READ THE ROOM.
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This meets the legal definition of sexual assault in many countries: sexual contact without consent. justice.gov/ovw/sexual-ass… police.uk/ro/report/rsa/… eige.europa.eu/gender-based-v…
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Omo Barca⚽️🖤 (@Tobs_fc) profile picture
Omo Barca⚽️🖤
@Tobs_fcOct 28
Ronaldo won his last ever Ballon D’or at the age of 32. Messi won 3 more Ballon D’ors after turning 33. Do you understand it now?
M A V I X (@MavixRMCF) profile pictureM A V I X
@MavixRMCFOct 27
Ronaldo at 33 Messi at 33 😭
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That's Sacha fein thing to do
Musa Khawula (@Musa_Khawula) profile pictureMusa Khawula
@Musa_KhawulaOct 28
Sacha Feinberg-Mngomezulu is cheating on his girlfriend Sarah Langa with Robyn Mia Peters.
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Purist (@TheOGPurist_) profile picture
Purist
@TheOGPurist_Oct 27
I hate South Africans who are not for South Africans
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