I love my country but ... well ... yeah #wexit

Getting that tongue workout in ... err, maybe that came out wrong. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in Canada nevertheless.

Also - just tried the Balbalir 2005 and apparently I'm not the only young buck worth trying ladies ... #ScotchNight

#Mood Unless @SallyTalfourd wants to keep me awake. I can be wheels up in 30! xitter.cf/DaRealJH/status/896329…

Tryn'a see titties, tryn'a show dick!

Just heard that Reya Serra got married. @RedCometApollo do you have the details on whether Jose Mackey was involved?

So @RedCometApollo ... where can one show up for a big pay day now-a-days ... need money to build an ark.

Now watching @RealChrisHart vs Level One. Shame we never got to see him versus @SallyTalfourd ... or maybe not? #XRatedMatch

Going back in time watching at @TWMChrisStrike versus @RealChrisHart ... think of all the money that could have made.

Fuck this fire ban. Go home for the long-weekend and no pyrotechnics. #JamesHartProblems

TMT!

Swear I saw @BossDelikado doppelganger on my TV. In other news ... After seeing Any Given Sunday I'm trying out for the Pats. #HartGronk

Anyone got any benzo's? Need sleep!!!

Anyone know how to undo a text message? Thought I was sending @SallyTalfourd a pic of my junk ... instead it's headed for @SoulofPhilly

Man ... people's troll game be slippin'! Maybe the OG needs to come back!

Tee-Minus 34 minutes. xitter.cf/SallyTalfourd/status/8…

So ... how much does it cost to rent a Kangaroo? Can you ride in it's pouch? @SallyTalfourd do you have any details. #CaliWeedThoughts

Also a sincere fuck off to Skip Bayless. Continuing to prove he's the biggest moron in football ...

Stayed off Twitter during the game ... but fuckin' rights!

This dude on CNN saying the Kremlin influenced the election. What about all the media clowns slandering Trump?