What’s the difference between Gwyneth Paltrow and Heidi Klum? There’s no punchline— I genuinely have no idea.
In bed swiping through dating apps audibly saying “Ew..” every 10 seconds. Another day another dollar.
If you repost a celeb pic that everyone is also reposting, you have no personality. For example if u just posted Rihanna pregnant.. u wanna be involved so bad. Go outside or something lol.
I hate when old songs pop off on tiktok. Maneater by Nelly furtado for example. I had an out of body experience to that song on my iPod mini when i was 10. You simply cannot take it out of that context.
Hey if you’re really obsessed with the Megan Fox/MGK relationship, you probably don’t have a personality. And I don’t make the rules, but that’s how it is.
Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift is the fucking worst song ever made. It actually makes me enraged.
Just woke up worrying because in 7th grade science we watched a documentary on how Yellowstone is overdue for a super-eruption which would kill the legit whole US. And I think about that every few months.
Mitt Romney’s granddaughter called me fat in kindergarten and I truly believe that’s why I’m the body dysmorphic liberal I am today 🙂
Unless you are literally minutes away from dying of thirst, and maybe even then, don’t sigh heavily after drinking something.