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I play and make maps for Team Fortress 2. I'm also an Eagle Scout. Occasionally I say something smart. Political account @PolemicalPotato (He/Him)

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Joined June 2018
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Hello! I make maps for #TF2! Occasionally they're good! You can find a collection of screenshots below. Don't be afraid to take a look! I'll try to keep this updated as time goes on. #LevelDesign teapaw.org/i/events/1195123602959…
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They turned software engineering into a gacha game where your weekly token reset can either get you a solution to the Riemann Hypothesis or delete your Home Directory. Capitalism is insane.
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The fact that this line comes before Venti even knows about the allogene prison, oh venti u poor man
“If I revealed to them the true nature of the “freedom” that exists in this world, I figured it would only dampen their spirits… especially Jean’s. She’s so earnest.”
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7.2 AQ is the only time a genshin quest has left me with a literal knot in my stomach, the end was such a good reveal This line specifically is an actual hall-of-famer, whichever writer thought to have Venti ask this question i hope both sides of your pillow are forever cool
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I was genuinely worried where the story would go after 7.2 because how do you escalate after threatening to end the world. How could u possibly raise the stakes after "all the gods get together and stop the apocalypse". But the madmen managed it hoyoverse im sorry i doubted you
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i cant wait to beat the shit out of phanes in 7.3
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I FOUND IT
does anyone have that video with rhe helluva boss characters being pushed through a portal and hitler comes out i need it bro
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The 7.0 map still has a lot of open space to explore so I can somewhat forgive the corridorey bits, but the 7.2 map being 99% corridor is genuinely ridiculous like what are we doing here man
Saw this on tiktok and it rlly goes to show how bad the new maps are getting
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Also this expansion being RIGHT after the addition of Vesna, who indisputably has the BEST exploration mobility of any character so far, yet there's basically no use for it in the new map???
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"two likes isnt a lot" imagine two girls petting your head
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I love how these questions are always "would you like $1, $2, 50¢, or $900,000,000"
Which 2 are you picking??
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i do not understand people who let agents have entire email conversations (with humans) on their behalf. feels incredibly disrespectful to whoever’s on the other side
I told my Dot to "handle everything for our new office move" and after several days of it still not finalized I realized he had been spamming everyone with every minor update and 100s of questions trying to figure out movers insurance
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now that woke is back can i admit i like stronger women bullying me and pushing me around in public
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Replying to @ArmorofIre
See you tomorrow when republicans take everything
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How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning
Imagine your steak juicy as fuck, your lobster so buttery it blows your mind. Doesn’t sound fun does it?
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I have so much passion for my field in which I will never work because this hiring process is intentionally cruel and humiliating. You prostrate your self in front of a hiring manager who do not cares and are rejected before you even see a single person
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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The future is now old man
kitboga just called a scam center using an AI bot 10 times and transferred the bots to a conference call. now they're all stuck in a loop interrupting eachother at the same time and nobody can call the scam fake phone number because they're over their caller limit.
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A woman would probably take it as a compliment, thus she assumed he would too. To her it implies “I saw you as a keeper, not a slut”. But slut has no male equivalent; it’s positive to be seen as a guy who fucks. He wants to hear “i wanted to hook up with you but also wanted more”
In no scenario whatsoever is this a compliment.
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Replying to @JohnWakefieId
OPSEC level: live tweeting my moves as I try to evade the US government.
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Look, I was awestruck as anyone upon the first time I set foot in a Buc-ees, but this behavior is psychotic, and I will never give my business to Buc-ees (and I encourage others to do so as well!) until they learn their fucking place in the world
Buc-ee's is not backing down from its federal lawsuit against an Ohio mini mart, claiming the store chose its logo and name to try to ride the coattails of Buc-ee's reputation in an amended lawsuit: bit.ly/4icJ727
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