Often Imitated, Never Duplicated/Ancient Memelord/Navy Dad/DestroyerClass/IFBAP

Joined October 2023
My brother after the family disfunction
I forgot to post my poppers
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Please don't kill me for making this
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I forgot to post my poppers
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Please. Please. Please. Please. 🙏 🙏 🙏
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Starlink thinks I'm going to send them my property that I paid for lol. I'm gonna put the receipt in the box they send
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Starlink would be great If it wasn't run by the same H1B street shitters that scam innocent old ladies I've spent the whole morning arguing with these low IQ cocksuckers because they doubled my bill,after I turned one starlink off, they decided they still need that same amount of money. I'm finished with this BULLSHIT
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Just scratched my butt for so long that I think I'm into musicals now
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Made this while heating up leftovers
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Everytime someone says "wypeepo dun season they chicken" The Colonel shows up with the ultra violence
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Why do I smell rice?
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France is a democracy, but Macaroni brains keeps saying the word Republic The U.S.A. is a Republic, but our politicians keep saying "our democracy" Make it make sense
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Good Saturday morning shitsticks
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Check out this RETARD
i’ll say it ten times over, until I’m blue in the face, there is ZERO reason you should ever be using that word… literally zero, and I do not care. There’s a massive english language with hundreds of words to use, find a damn different one
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