This notebook sounds sarcastic...

The sort of message you have to send people when you're a parent...

It's not a proper school run unless it's raining.

Gee. I wonder what it could be....

I got a new pencil today and I'm unreasonably happy about it.

Ozzy: Daddy, it's not fair! You get loads of cool parcels and I never get anything! Me: You know what, you're right. The next cool parcel they arrives for me, you can have. Ozzy: Yaaaay! Thank you! The next parcel to arrive:

Don't know what it is, but there is something inherently cool about a signed book.

If your kid asks you for this for lunch, are you making it?

Very good. 😂

The wife and Jack and currently doing a large crystal art. So as is my life, I tend to finish the things Jack starts but doesn't finish. It's oddly therapeutic.

All sorted...

Oh god it's so accurate 😅

Jack decided to go rogue with his Easter craft.

Watching The Expanse, and I realise that I really am just a big child. I'm still laughing to myself.