The thinking womans beardy crumpet. Mostly here for #TOTP. Warning, may contain swears.

Joined July 2011
Two sentences. Sums our owner and directors up completely. #Twitterclarets
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Ladies, Gentlemen and everything in between, as usual it’s been an absolute pleasure. Same time next week? #TOTP
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Demis always reminds me of sitting at a bar in Santorini, watching the sun set with a bottle of red and this playing in the background. #TOTP
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Yes, no, possibly, fuck no, two bagger. #TOTP
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And I thought I’d taken a lot of drugs this week. #TOTP
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So Buck was blind and now he can see?! What utter fucking shit. #TOTP
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This is possibly the most I’ve laughed in years. #TOTP
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It’s called what and it’s a what tugger? #TOTP
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I’ve just noticed the barbed wire. #TOTP
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Am I having a fever dream? #TOTP
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Double denim is always a red flag. #TOTP
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FIVE EPISODES!!!#TOTP
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I miss the girls. #TOTP
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That’s an epic key change as well. #TOTP
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You Win Again is a banger of the highest order. #TOTP
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Fucking love Robert Smith. #TOTP
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Who’s up for going to see Erasure next year? #TOTP
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Crazy Crazy Nights is one of my favourite songs ever. #TOTP
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