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18 Years of Making Vids... Started when I was 11. Heres to 18 more 🎉

God the dream 🫠

God forbid you hump a girls shirt till you cum and send her a video.... My fuckin bad I guess chivalry is dead 🤷‍♂️

I want to hold her hand so bad im not even kidding it makes me feel like a whore...

If their smell doesnt get you off do you even like them!?

Waited a week for my new bed... The sent the wrong parts... Im gonna frustration cry or tell a customer support rep that Im going to blow my brains out. Haven't decided yet

Really grappling with the fact I wanna give her princess treatment... And also be so mean to her she cries cause she looks pretty with tears in her eyes... 🫠

Chat I have a crush on her...

What kind of chud levels have I hit that my laundry day fit is dressing up cause I rotted in all my sweatpants for the week....

Sex? Like with a woman? No thanks, I follow the Summoners code 😎

Came sniffing her clothes the other day...

"OH IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND ILL STOP HITTING ON YOU" Me: "NO PLEASE DONT GO!!! In like 2 more minutes shes gonna be so pissed shes gonna walk over here and carve her name into my fucking chest" 🥰

Trying really hard not to jerk off about my boredom...

I was told I HAVE to post this... so here...

Cums in you romantically....

Guys... i know everyone knows... even I know... But i just heard her voice in a recording and my day got better I am so down bad 😭

Is it to much to ask to keep her in a kennel by my desk or at bare minimum on a leash 24/7??? 😭😭😭 Just give her head pats and backshots....

So yanderes... right guys 👀

Gang I dont even like Instagram reels... I just scroll em to find cute ones to send to her 👀