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Bell ringer. Bat whisperer. Keeper of the cobblestones. Heart of a Hatchback, soul of a Hunchback.

Joined May 2026
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Hatchback of Notre Dame retweeted
It has begun.
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Hatchback of Notre Dame retweeted
Yes, this is exactly what Middle Eastern men 2,000 years ago looked like. Jesus was Brad Pitt-fuckable.
This is how I imagine Jesus looked like
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Wrote a new song about it. Goes a little something like this, 🎶 When leopards started eating each other's faces..🎶 It's a work in progress.
Here's @RogerJStoneJr paying me $2000.00 earlier this year to trash & expose senior members of the RPOF. Next step was him hiring me to attack @SmullenNewYork so @constantino would win. I refused to carry water for @SusieWiles47 soon after that so the shut Jacob down campaign started. @EvanPower @Billhelmich @TB_Times @MiamiHerald
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It's always been Twitter.
BRING BACK TWITTER
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Hatchback of Notre Dame retweeted
Yeah, who cares what the American people want?
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That asshole better not "quit" to let VD Jaundice take over.
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Choose a new fucking Speaker. Jeffries is bought and paid for. We need more than strongly worded letters and AIPAC shills. House Democrats: CHOOSE A NEW SPEAKER - Sign the Petition! c.org/Vx7GYq8ycJ via @Change
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Hatchback of Notre Dame retweeted
BREAKING: Todd Blanche to open an investigation into whether Democrats hired another Dana White at the defense department to confuse trump.
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What the fuck is X?
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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Hatchback of Notre Dame retweeted
Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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Hey, @GOP, how'd all of that redistricting work for you?
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They're having a really tough time accepting the results....like always.
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Be like Nike, Jack. Just do it.
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Abbey looks like she would come out to fireworks for her husband's funeral.
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This is an amazing looking map.
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Hatchback of Notre Dame retweeted
Buckle up Beavis and Butthead. It’s going to be a rough couple of years.
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Can we get the fucking #EpsteinFiles released now and get some fucking accountability for the victims?
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Hatchback of Notre Dame retweeted
Trump failed at regime change in Iran but he succeeded in Texas
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Hatchback of Notre Dame retweeted
ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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