GIRTH CRISIS

I’ll look at the eclipse when it has some big ol boobs or something maybe

I would like to announce that I will be announcing the announcement of another announcement that I will be making in the very near future! Big things coming soon!

They call me BJ “same outfit three days in a row” Wilbanks

If I don’t hang out with you (I don’t) it’s because I don’t leave my house unless there’s a show I want to go to. I’m not depressed or anything, I just really like my house. I don’t see this changing any time soon.

Imagine if Eminem had mosh parts god damn

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark and Hamlet is taking out the trash…

Turkish ice cream man is my dream job.

Locals? Not in my green room

So picture this: vocalist but quirked the FUCK up.

I love a FUCKING NILLA WAFER

I miss the days before I met y’all.

Well apparently it’s not okay to bring reading material into the bathroom on an airplane.

I wonder how much dog hair is in my lungs

I have two jokes: Saying bitch Threatening to kill myself

Last year it was Shego, this year it was Raven. Do white women hold meetings about this or something?