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My mom works at the Mission Viejo Lake and has befriended two ducks that will come up at eat out of her hand and hang with her at lunch. The male duck hurt his wing and couldn’t fly but they still ended up having babies this spring. She made a video to document this journey.
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what the kids could never understand about 9/11 is the shock and awe of a sudden “party’s over” atmosphere that slammed the door on a decade of American prosperity and introduced a toxic us vs them into our marrow that we aimed outwards for a time before tearing ourselves apart
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just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"
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when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live...recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it...... that's the real shit
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how to get forearms like Brad Pitt in money ball
How to get truck like Brad Pitt in money ball
How to get job like Brad Pitt in money ball
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Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.
Twitter wouldn’t let me finish my thought because I don’t pay for premium so I had to condense it.
Whatever, I’ll retweet more.
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People don’t tweet anymore. Feels like as social media matures even further there’s an elite class of content creators and normal people don’t put out anything for fear of visibility or curating a specific vibe. I also have less to say and am less creative than I once was.
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my mom used to always tell me to be weary of short people because they are quarrelsome, the hilarious thing is she wasn’t wrong at all 😭
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i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time
Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!


















